Comments on: Splinter Cell dev diary highlights Sam’s “speed and brutality”

By: Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:19:36 +0000

shit that chick was cute.

By: Gheritt White

Gheritt White — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:10:44 +0000

Why don’t you give it a shot and report back to us?

By: Blerk

Blerk — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:27:41 +0000

What about heroin? Is that okay?

By: Patrick Garratt

Patrick Garratt — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:21:21 +0000

The crack thing was a joke. Please do not try crack, get addicted to crack, let crack ruin your lives, develop some kind of heart complaint and die. Should you do so, it’s not my fault.

By: No_PUDding

No_PUDding — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:20:21 +0000

Johnny, and you call this stealth?

Ugh.

By: Johnny Cullen

Johnny Cullen — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 11:00:59 +0000

Properly pumped for this. This is now my goto stealth series now, considering they will all but fuck up Metal Gear Solid: Rising somehow.

By: Patrick Garratt

Patrick Garratt — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:49:40 +0000

David – Ubi Montreal

By: davidkenobi

davidkenobi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:47:20 +0000

At least, someone on Ubi speaks French !!! WTF

By: The Hindle

The Hindle — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:39:45 +0000

Wow day one confirmed. On another note Ubisoft really do good looking female game designers

By: No_PUDding

No_PUDding — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:28:09 +0000

By the way Pat, my mum would be disgusted that you are condoning crack.

What do you say to that?

By: No_PUDding

No_PUDding — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:26:26 +0000

Yeah, there’s a lot of inexplicable chnages.

By: Gheritt White

Gheritt White — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:22:06 +0000

OMG do want now, and muchly so. Ubi make all my favourite games – PoP, SC and AC.

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:44:25 +0000

Back on topic, they still need to explain how Sam has lost 10 years since the last game and now looks like a member of a Nu-Metal band.

(Oddly enough, he looks young in gameplay, and old in cutscenes, especially the last one they show in that vid)

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:44:17 +0000

Oh One Two, Oh My God
One Two, Oh My God, I’ve Got Some Shit
I’ve Got The Kung Fu Grip Behind My Green Trap Kit
Never Ever Ever Smoking Crack
Never Ever Ever Fucking Wack
I Eat The Fuckin’ Pineapple Now & Laters
Listen To Me Now, Don’t Listen To Me Later
Fuck It ‘Cause I Know I Didn’t Make It Fuckin’ Rhyme For Real
But, Yo Technically I’m As Hard As Steel
Gonna Get It Together, Watch It, Gonna Get It Together Ma Bell
I’m Like Ma Bell, I’ve Got The Ill Communications

By: Patrick Garratt

Patrick Garratt — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:40:42 +0000

You’ve never smoked crack? What’s up with you? Get to it.

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:38:58 +0000

I’ve noticed that VG247 is collectively obsessed with crack.

…is there something you want to tell us loyal readers?

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:38:35 +0000

It’s amazing how much the Bourne films changed the face of the action hero across many mediums. (for the better)

Anyway, this looks awesome. The more heads I can slam on tables and the more necks I can throttle as their heads bounce back up again the better.

By: No_PUDding

No_PUDding — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:37:35 +0000

Ugh, “I have a message for those who stand in my way… Pray”

WHAT THE FUCK UBISOFT. I liked the video until that guy started speaking in Spanish, and I had to read subtitles.

By: Patrick Garratt

Patrick Garratt — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:31:21 +0000

Can. Not. Wait.