Modern Warfare 2: Psychotext “dogging” comment makes The Daily Star

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He tried to groom me once.

Tried and failed.

Now you’re famous I might change my mind…

LEGEND

Added the link. D’oh.

Shit, makes you think about what to post on the web innit.
Goes through post history
cries

Whose up for a NV key party at the EG Expo then?

I’ll bet you never thought your 15 minutes of fame would be tied into dogging.

Bravo though.

*ding*

“Achievement Unlocked”

’nuff respec to PT for this

Make me glad I don’t post under my real name/psn handle/anything approaching traceability

Everything Psychotext does is linked into dogging, Robo_1.

It’s a cunning ploy to be up for another forumite award at Christmas, the canny swine.

@Gamoc: Slander!

He was engaged in dogging whilst doing that comment.

Awesome. This need to be made into a t-shirt or something. Better yet, they’ll put the quote on the back of the box and call it the PT edition. It’ll sell millions.

You better watch out, the GEEKS are about!

/closes curtains

what this isn’t fair! I should be the one they are quoting! this is pure bullshit! Fuck Daily Star!

Dogging has a new ambassador then – oh Psychotext, what have you started here – LOL

“Hordes of joy-pad junkies are rubbing their hands in anticipation…”

Yeah right!

This is clearly a fake!

Are you seriously trying to get us to believe that the Daily Star would ever use a five syllable word!?

Hahahaha….

Pull the other one!

less than 1 month G1GA. Are you ready for winter

This is phenomenal. Next – let’s try and work out some insidious use for the Tony Hawk’s Ride peripheral and get that on The Sun.

Yeah, no doubt.

The value of these things is surely going to sky rocket by the time the game finally comes out.

I might not even open the box!

yea I’m gonna buy a couple of sets myself maybe 2 each for 360 and PS3

Okay, he wins the internet for this year.

Can you still pre-order the PE’s over there?

They’re all sold out over here… I’ve thought about cancelling my pre-order on a couple of occasions, but then I just remember how valuable they’re probably gonna be once the MW2 hype really hits fever pitch.

HAHAH brilliant!

After reading the article again I’m not sure if it’s meant as a warning to normal folks, or if its a warning to doggers and the gay cruising scene that people will no be secretly spying on them, because that will only encourage them.

lol this is America, the dumbest,wasteful,killer country in the world. Pre orders will never cease. The U.S. government wants as many people to have this killing sim as possible.
Fake N.V. goggles and plenty of virtual killing practice equals unlimited pre orders for U.S.

Now quote that Daily Star!

Classic.

He must be out signing autographs or something now

Psychotext is a massive gay perv who is into dogging

I feel sorry for anyone that googles me in the future.

Who the hell are you talking about PT like that. You’re the fucking gay perv who wears old women panties and loves peeping through glory holes. So fuck off Mrs. Tom.

The only person who makes fun of Psychotext around here is me ass hole.

Oh my lord, this is the best thing I’ve seen all day!

bahahaha

So who’s the Daily Star plant?

Has anyone been chanting “ENGURLUND, ENGURLUND, ENGURLUND, ENGURLUND! ENGURLUND …. ENGURLUND!”?

Ciaran Hannah I call you out!

Actually TEA is right, US marine recruiters have demo booths playing CoD4 straight out of the back of their cars (read big ass hummers covered in horrible paintings) to attract people as they scout the poorest places of the country. Wonder if they’ll upgrade to MW2…

“So who’s the Daily Star plant?”

I reckon it’s Cort. He’s supposed to be a journo, isn’t he?

Fucking hell.
How thick are these bastards to not recognise a joke?

Are they the Daily Mail in disguise?

The armys main recruting tool is the game Americas Army. No joke. And ya they use it is semi fashion as Gek idicated. I also remember seeing them camped out in front of gamestops during the Halo 3 launch. I am guessing they forgot to tell potential recruits that in real life, there aren’t respawns.

Ok.. what the hell is Dogging? Stealth Dogging? I’ve never heard of either term.

Its a britt thing Mush. The crazy Bastages!

Congrats required ! Well done Psycho

ok… it’s a brit thing.. but what’s that “thing”?

Nice one psycho

Dogging is when groups of people meet up at night in secluded areas in their cars and watch each other having sex, there’s probably group stuff and partner swapping and shit too.

You wouldn’t believe it possible that outdoor orgies occur in the UK given the tendancy to be so cold your knob can shrivel to the size of an acorn, but apparently it does.

Pshh… dogging is for amateurs. Stealth dogging is where the action is now.

OMFG will people stop praising him already. WTF, next he’ll be on Game Trailers Bouns Round promoting Forza3 and other M$ exclusives like a 14 yr boy who just lost his virginity.

Guy gets quoted by a news paper and suddenly he’s the Brad Pitt of video gaming sites. What’s next Psychotext parts the red sea.

….and no I’m not jealous. Its just that I type way more cooler stuff than him

The next time the Star needs some incoherent, moronic ramblings I’m sure they’ll quote you.