Sex confirmed for Assassin’s Creed II

A bit excited there pat? Try not to dry hump your desk.

I’m literally wanking as I type.

That shot is just so close to being suitable for Viz’s “Up the Arse” corner.

Arf! What a picture!

hope we get to see a virtual Kristen Bell show us her virtual tits

An appropriate image indeed Blerk

Assassin’s creed 2: We have boning.

They let us play a sex bit at the print preview day. It was… rubbish. ‘PRESS Y TO SHAG’ kind of stuff. The rest of what we saw was so well done, that bit just didn’t fit and felt painfully forced*.

*Badum-tish. Ayoo! etc.

I did like the Mass effect system of press A to bone. It didn’t require you to hold anything, leaving your hands free while it played out >_>

Best sex I’ve seen so far in vg is GOW 1 and 2. Classy and tastefull, yet gets the point accross.

@Whizzo

Exactly what I was thinking. Classic expression there.

This is probably the best news post I have ever read.. ever.

I was actually quite amused when I saw what this was (or at least one example, near the beginning of the game.)

The Fox News report will be a classic.

Christ Pat, I’m trying to drink my coffee here man.

Why is this newsworthy?

Would AICN run a similar headline if there was sex in a new movie?

Not meaning to have a go, Pat, I’m just frustrated the industry can’t grow up.

I sort of agree, it was in Your AC2 Q&A already. I dont think this really deserves its own article.
But oh well, its done now.

Everywhere will run it, it’s not Pats fault.

Just like the “OH MY GOD, HEAVY RAIN HAS TITS IN IT” articles that appeared everywhere after TGS. It’s depressing that games can’t embrace adult themes without people making a fuss. We’re still very immature.

I look forward to the Fox news piece on the “Virtual orgasmic rape” in AC2.

I think what bothered Fox about ME (not ‘me’, “Mass Effect”) was that it had women on women action, i dont think they’ll make to much fuss over male-female hanky panky. Unless Ezio likes abit of sausage ofcourse.

And about hot coffee; I think it was a big deal at the time because it was something unseen back then (being in a video game i mean :p ), and the fact that it was hidden probably didnt help.

Wouldn’t surprise me in the slightest. God forbid a game should have anything like that in it. Not in my America.

The american media teaches us all that blue lesbians are immoral.

I’m pretty sure ME2 will get called out again, Fox will probably take special note in it being the follow up.

sex in games really don’t interest me, but sexual stuff like Madison strip teasing in Heavy Rain sounds more real and life like. Killing someone while he’s having sex isn’t fun…is it

so, it`s Really Laughable when you put this news in the website,
really Laughable .

and WTH with this Pic.?
you have a bad taste, aren`t ya Pat ?

Oh fuck off Monk, you humourless cunt.

Pat is Sardonicism personified. Maybe not an underlying hatred of the world, be he finds it all terribly amusing.

/wubs pat

The new lens flare? (been done, I suppose…)

And TEA, actually, from all the horror movies I’ve seen, that does seem fun, acually…

What is it with teenagers having sex and then getting killed right after in movies…

Everyone should watch the Halloween remake, it’s nice…

/random

yea it’s funny when jason does it, but you controlling the main character sounds a bit creepy. Just imagine all the pervs out there that would put there controller down and jerk off to it before they had to actually kill the person(s) to further progress in the game. There’s some “PSYCHO” people out there Scyrenn.