Mon, Sep 21, 2009 | 16:19 BST
New Saboteur screens have tits, ass
Hey guys! Guys! Check out these latest shots from The Saboteur! They’ve got naked “chicks” in them!
Seriously, though. They have. Pandemic’s Parisian rescue effort releases in December. Thanks, TomisH.



16 comments
#1
Blerk
21/09/09, 4:23 pm
I’m kind of interested in this, but I have to say – the amount of gratuitous nudity in the released screenies are starting to make me think that there’s little of interest or value in the game beyond digital bouncy bits.
#2
Patrick Garratt
21/09/09, 4:25 pm
I reckon I’ll play it. You’re right about the tits, though. They should probably show some “game”.
#3
Michael O'Connor
21/09/09, 4:25 pm
http://www.gamikaze.pl/Resources/Images/GameGalleries/Galerie_The_Saboteur_Galeria_5_-_Belle_de_Nuit_22135_1633_21092009.jpg
Can’t go wrong with a girl in a corset.
#4
No_PUDding
21/09/09, 4:28 pm
‘Digital bouncy bits’ should defintely be noted as coined today.
#5
SticKboy
21/09/09, 4:34 pm
God, I love tits.
#6
Dr.Ghettoblaster
21/09/09, 4:39 pm
Take this same game scenario and put it 20 years in the future with virtual reality, nobody will leave the house…
#7
Psychotext
21/09/09, 4:48 pm
PS3 version to feature sixaxis control over wobbly bits?
#8
No_PUDding
21/09/09, 4:54 pm
So Sixaxis has now been redeemed for both sexes.
Girls with Flower and guys with Saboteur…
#9
Redh3lix
21/09/09, 4:54 pm
lol SticKboy, my view on the subject aswell. Psychotext, would look a bit dodgy jerking your sixaxis up and down trying to manipulate said wobblies, I have to say.
#10
Psychotext
21/09/09, 4:56 pm
I’m just waiting for the NGS2 one handed play mode to complement the sixaxis wiggle.
On the subject in general… smh.
SMH
S M H
#11
No_PUDding
21/09/09, 4:59 pm
I don’t think it’s head shaking worthy…
Misogyny will die out when this flops.
#12
joshua nash
21/09/09, 5:03 pm
virtual tits in the saboteur are better than the virtual cock that was in GTAIV: the lost and the damned
#13
Psychotext
21/09/09, 5:09 pm
You’re right, it wasn’t a very impressive virtual cock.
#14
reask
21/09/09, 5:21 pm
Horrible bum.
#15
Dr.Ghettoblaster
21/09/09, 5:56 pm
Speaking of NGS2 sixaxis tits, i tried it on the demo and was lmao when it worked! Ofcourse, you have to line the camera up to get the best view, but yes…..it was awesome.
#16
Psychotext
21/09/09, 6:06 pm
Kleenex sales + 1