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“Just shut up.”
[inaudible, breaking glass]
“You’re late.”
“Whatever.”
“Are you drunk?”
“Yes. I don’t like you very much. It’s easier like this.”
“Get the fuck on with it.”
[sounds like clattering plates, grumbling]
“You know Warner’s been looking at Codemasters?”
“I don’t think they’re the only ones, but yes. There were ‘whispers’ about a month ago.”
“Yeah, well, apparently they’ve completed due diligence and buyout discussions are ongoing.”
“No shit.”
“Apparently so.”
[commotion, sounds like falling chair, muffled noises]
“Jesus. You’ve asked them for comment?”
“Yes. Codemasters said, ‘We have nothing to say on the matter.’ I think the Warner mails got lost in the ether somewhere.”
“Well, it’d make a lot of sense. Warner needs the dev. Sounds like they’re really going for it.”
“It does seem that way, yes. They must still be looking for a proper in after Square beat them to Eidos.”
“And Codies has been up for sale for years.”
“Very much so. Got any smokes?”
“You disgust me. Is that it?”
“Yes. And fucking get over yourself. I feel sick. Where’s my money?”
“Here. And stop calling me at home. My wife’s suspicious enough as it is.”
“Just be honest with her.”
“I don’t think so. Won’t you stay a while?”
“After last time? No.”
“Maybe if you didn’t stink there wouldn’t be such a problem.”
“I don’t need this.”
“Get out.”
[mumbling, slamming door, screaming]
Viewing 21 responses
Psychotext said:
Johnny Cullen said:
This is just… wow.
slayernl said:
ok….. wtf?
is this for real or just a funny post……?
Johnny Cullen said:
It’s a serious post, but done in a weird but funny way.
I like it, random Pat strikes again.
Armitage said:
You promised you’d never tell anyone, and that you would never, ever use any of that stuff as your “material”. >:(
G1GAHURTZ said:
What??
Armitage said:
Also: Where do you select emotes when posting? Can’t seem to find them.
Roybott said:
EDIT: @Armitage you can’t select them you just have to type them
Armitage said:
…
XD
… I DON’T KNOW HOW TO LAUGH!
Armitage said:
Oh yep I do
Carry on..
Edit: Thanks Roybott
Razor said:
No way…
Blerk said:
Why would Warner want to buy Codemasters, I wonder? Which IPs are they interested in?
Lutz said:
GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF OVERLORD.
SwiftRanger said:
Brilliant, more stuff like this pls.
Captain Fruitloop said:
@Blerk
Codies have some pretty large internal development teams, and, if Warners are looking to set up fast in the dev business…
Zarckan said:
You must be bored today fella
Mike said:
Very good.
Michael O'Connor said:
Best. News story. Ever.
No_PUDding said:
Is it an excerpt from your novel?
Johnny Cullen said:
How did I not think of that?
Smart thinking, PUD!
darkdomino said:
Can we PLEASE get information about Kane & Lynch 2?