Comments on: Metal Gear Online gets tits DLC

By: Dr.Ghettoblaster

Dr.Ghettoblaster — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 18:53:58 +0000

SHOW ME THE PANTIES!!!

By: Dr.Ghettoblaster

Dr.Ghettoblaster — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:01:11 +0000

I’ll have to watch the vid on lunch, but LOVE the article title…lol

By: FeaturePreacher

FeaturePreacher — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:37:55 +0000

The moves are part of the charm skill added in the most recent update. To get it you need to look at porno mags 1000 times.

By: Aimless

Aimless — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 13:29:56 +0000

Topless, crocodile-headed men, no less.

Honestly MGO is pretty much the only online game where a bikini pack gets a free pass, at least in my book. It fits the tone of the game perfectly.

By: Michael O'Connor

Michael O'Connor — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:56:44 +0000

Don’t the ladies already get lots to shirtless men to oggle over in this game anyway?

By: Aimless

Aimless — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:53:58 +0000

Too right! I can’t believe Konami didn’t include some multicoloured mankinis for the male players. Sexist, that’s what it is.

By: Michael O'Connor

Michael O'Connor — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 12:45:51 +0000

And the crusade for equal gaming experiences for all genders continues…

By: Retroid

Retroid — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:18:41 +0000

April already?

By: Johnny Cullen

Johnny Cullen — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 10:03:03 +0000

Remind me to download this when I get my PS3 repaired.

kthxbi.

By: evilashchris

evilashchris — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:42:23 +0000

No, me neither.

*cough*

By: Blerk

Blerk — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:22:18 +0000

I bet you sit the controller in your groin for the “vibration”, too. You perv!

/has never done that

By: evilashchris

evilashchris — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:09:38 +0000

In GTA IV, if you get 3 lap dances in a row, two ladies emerge and do a lezzy lap dance. True facts!

By: JonFE

JonFE — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:55:07 +0000

Are those seductive moves part of the bikini DLC only, or are they part of Snake’s normal arsenal as well?

/got to get me a lap dance in GTA IV…

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:51:50 +0000

Hmm… what’s with the combats on them? It’s like their bottom half doesn’t match the top.

By: sennasnit

sennasnit — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:44:08 +0000

man, so wrong, and yet so right. I can’t stop watching….ahhh my eyes, my eyes please stop…

By: evilashchris

evilashchris — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:42:38 +0000

Why don’t they do this for Halo?

By: Blerk

Blerk — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 08:12:34 +0000

I… er… what the fuck?