Mon, Jun 08, 2009 | 11:39 BST
VG247 freelance spot available, possibly to you

We’re looking for someone to cover the Gamescom day-shift this year. The Cologne show runs from August 19-23.
Is it you? Are you “the one”? Questions you may ask, answered:
Will I get paid?
Yes.
What do I have to do?
Write an awful lot of news very quickly, not be stupid, not ever moan ever.
I’ve never written professionally before.
Sorry, dude. We’ve got very little time to train.
Will I go to Germany?
No. You’ll be sat at your PC at home, crying onto your soon-to-be-arthritic hands.
If it works out, will I be able to do more?
You’re a sharp cookie.
Sounds amazing! Please let me do it!
Mail patrick [at] vg247.com and we’ll consider it.
Go on, then. Hurry up.


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#51
Patrick Garratt
30/06/09, 7:44 am
Bit snowed, but I’ll be replying to everyone this week, God willing.
#52
Hero of Canton
08/07/09, 12:16 pm
*taps foot*
#53
Patrick Garratt
13/07/09, 9:43 am
I’m going to trial Johnny. Huge thanks for all the applications, which I’ve got in a folder on the server. We will be taking on more staff and freelancers as we go ahead, so they’re all on file.
#54
Hero of Canton
13/07/09, 9:58 am
Well done, Johnny.
#55
Michael O'Connor
13/07/09, 10:04 am
Couldn’t go to a better guy.
And he’s Irish too, so I’m slightly biased.
#56
Jonathan Cullen
13/07/09, 10:22 am
Thanks guys
#57
Gamoc
06/08/09, 1:28 am
So what happened with this?
Edit:
Never mind. There’s a whole ‘nother page I missed out on there, I dare say.
#58
SunKing
06/08/09, 1:37 am
I can’t believe I missed this. Neeeeeeeeever miiiiiiiind.
#59
No_PUDding
06/08/09, 2:21 am
…. So, I really wanted to do this. But I enjoy posting in comment sections too much.
#60
Johnny Cullen
06/08/09, 2:51 am
“So what happened with this?
Edit:
Never mind. There’s a whole ‘nother page I missed out on there, I dare say.”
“I’m going to trial Johnny. Huge thanks for all the applications, which I’ve got in a folder on the server. We will be taking on more staff and freelancers as we go ahead, so they’re all on file.”
How the fuck did you miss me writing for the past 3 Mondays with a 4th to come and GamesCom XD
#61
Gamoc
06/08/09, 3:42 pm
Hey, I don’t know all of the staff that writes for VG247, you could’ve been here for ages for all I know
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