Fri, Jun 05, 2009 | 09:25 BST
E3 2009 – Who “won” the press conferences?

And that’s that. One of the greatest E3s for years is done. There were megatons. People are still hiding under their kitchen tables. The conferences were nothing if not sensational. Our goosebumps refuse to settle.
But let’s not be rational. Let’s mark the platform holders’ performances out of ten. Let’s say who “won”. Why not?
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One IM we got after the Microsoft presentation on Monday captured the situation perfectly: “If Sony’s going to top that, they’ll have to wheel John and fucking George onto the stage.”
There wasn’t much wrong with 360′s E3 showing. There was very much right with it. It started off with The Beatles: Rock Band’s unbelievable intro graphics, Yoko Ono, Olivia Harrison, Ringo Starr and Paul McCartney on stage. All You Need is Love is exclusive 360 DLC, said Microsoft. A reasonable way to kick off E3.
By the numbers, 360′s line-up in that presentation was phenomenal. Hawk came first, then the unparalleled Modern Warfare 2 with exclusive maps, FFXIII got a good date in early 2010, free-to-play Avatar racer Joy Ride held its own, Crackdown 2 got announced and trailered, Left 4 Dead 2 was confirmed as another 360 exclusive, Splinter Cell: Conviction knocked it out of the park, Forza 3 looked ridiculous, Halo: ODST got a long demo and Halo: Reach was confirmed for 2010.
Alan Wake dated for early 2010. Kojima came out to confirm MGS Rising for 360. There was a ton of “entertainment” stuff like Last.fm, Facebook and Twitter integration. Then Microsoft wheeled out the megaton: Natal.
Is it a long way off? Probably. But Molyneux’s Milo was just amazing, and the demos worked properly. The implications are ridiculous. You’ll have to wait, but Microsoft showed it was serious about attacking growth in the games market. It was a very cool way to round it off.
Look at it again. If we’re just talking about exclusives, Xbox 360 has Left 4 Dead 2, Splinter Cell: Conviction, Forza 3 and Halo: ODST confirmed, shown and dated for this Christmas. It’s good shit.
Microsoft did two things, as Aaron Greenberg pointed out in an interview on Wednesday: it did “now” and “next”. And it showed something spectacularly different in Natal on the tail of a bombshell line-up bursting with exclusives.
Steven Spielberg saying Natal was the most exciting thing in games the next day was icing on a large cake. We’ll go for 9. The only reason it’s not a 10 is because there was no “hair-stand-on-end” moment and Natal did look a long, long way off.
Let’s get it out of the way. Sony’s E3 press conference this year was superb. Many “industry watchers” went into the showing with serious misgivings about the company’s ability to deliver after so many false dawns. Sony had been leaking harder than a rotten condom in the month leading into E3, and with both TRICO and PSP Go ostensibly spoiled a fear that there was simply nothing left was in place on the big day.
Microsoft’s played a blinder on the Monday, and Sony was under pressure. No question. When Tretton walked onto the stage, though, his expression showed he believed he had answers to Microsoft’s biggest guns.
To some extent he was right. There was a sense of déjà vu, though, in the opening 45 minutes, and backstage chatter among those watching pointed to doom. PSN has 24 million accounts, Sony said, and we were straight into Uncharted 2.
It looked amazing, and the crowd cheered, but there was no date. MAG appeared, and was played. But there was no date. A PSP version of Assassin’s Creed was announced and dated. Something called Media Go, a PC app for accessing the PlayStation Store, sailed past unnoticed, and suddenly we were onto PSP Go.
We knew everything (word is the “leak” was a deliberate move to capture headlines ahead of the Microsoft conference), but Sony topped the Qore info with a price and October launch date.
And what a price. $250 and €250. Ten thousand winces rippled the internet. Yamauchi, as expected, showed GT PSP, and very good it looked too. Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker was announced and dated. Hirai said thanks and goodnight.
Hilarious, Kaz. Tretton powered up. Res Evil for PSP, FFVII for the US PSN, then the first proper biggie: Rockstar North’s Agent as an “exclusive” (we’re assured it isn’t). Eyes appreciatively widened.
Lost Planet was announced for PS3. Good stuff. Things were moving. Then the megaton. The world stopped. FFXIV announced, trailered and proclaimed exclusive. It was a classic E3 power-play. In an instant, though, it was confirmed as an MMO, and the more astute may have noticed some raised eyebrows at Tretton’s claim the game was completely PS3-only.
Both Square and Microsoft said the next day it was a non-exclusive.
The motion tech was next. This was not pretty. The two guys doing the demo couldn’t get it working properly at first, and compared to the promise of Natal it looks distinctly “old”. Time will tell.
Then there were three epic showings few could argue with. A new, beautiful trailer for Last Guardian was followed, unexpectedly, by GT5, followed then by a gobsmacking God of War III play demo. All exclusive, all completely sensational, all but GoWIII… without dates.
That was the big problem with Sony at E3 this year. The exclusives were showstopping and relatively plentiful, but what are we actually looking at this holiday? Uncharted 2 was confirmed as a “fall” release in this week’s beta, but why not announce it in the press conference? It’ll probably be confirmed solidly at Gamescom, along with the PS3 price cut.
The Last Guardian looked phenomenal, but it could be at least 18 months way. And despite assurances from Yamauchi in the conference’s wake that GT5 would be released any time, a chance of disrupting PSP Go’s launch by bringing out the PS3 version anywhere near GT PSP seems very slim. It’s 2010 for sure.
God of War III’s “March 2010″ date has “slip written all over it,” as one pundit had it yesterday. What’s the must-have Christmas game for PS3? Uncharted? MAG? Against Left 4 Dead 2, Splinter Cell: Conviction, Forza 3 and Halo: ODST? There was no Heavy Rain, which we assume will come in Germany, but can it have a chance against such a solid slate of traditional action exclusives from Microsoft this Christmas?
Wicked, wicked videogames saved the day. One proper gigaton, even if it was a “stretch” of truth. Too many questions. No clear plan for holiday 2009. No price cut. PSP Go’s too expensive. Too many people saying, “Wait for Cologne” afterward. All a bit “old skool”. A motion “wand” that looked too much like a dildo. And an apparently ineffective dildo, at that.
It’s an 8 to us.
After last year’s shameful display, Nintendo didn’t have to do too much to redeem itself at E3 2009. A few hardcore games, less obvious tat, more seriousness. We got all three.
Super Mario Bros Wii was straight out of the gate, with four-way multiplayer and 2.5D graphics. It immediately shut everyone up, as, no doubt, it was designed to. The game looked fantastic, and was dated for the holiday. A good start.
Wii Fit Plus came next, and, again, you can’t argue with it. It’s a behemoth of this generation and Plus was shown as a solid update in a quick demo. It was dated for the holiday.
Reggie came out for a long Wii MotionPlus demo, and things dipped off. The “ironic” hyperbole came to the fore and flashbacks to last year were difficult to ward off. Wii Sports Resort and “precision control” seemed to go on forever, presumably because the game will likely sell millions.
Some basketball demo. The crowd was quiet. Step it up, Fils-Aime. You’ll be throwing virtual Frisbees soon. Red Steel 2 is MotionPlus-only, they said. We know, we said. FF: The Crystal Bearers was shown (old), and then, thankfully, we moved onto DS.
Kingdom Hearts was dated for September, Mario and Luigi 3 was announced and dated for autumn, a new Golden Sun caused some gasps. Much better.
Cammie killed the thrill by talking about interactive novels. A shame. COP: The Recruit from Ubi looked OK, then there was a bunch of inevitable Nintendo shit about dressing up dolls and “diversity”. The vultures circled at this point.
Mario vs. Donkey Kong for DS did little to lift the mood. Iwata came out and started throwing around huge numbers about potential markets, waffling on for far too long, and then announced his Vitality Sensor. We were in “what the fuck” territory now, with the word “fail” being thrown around with gay abandon on various message boards.
And then. Galaxy 2. That worked, and no one expected it after the Mario Bros reveal at the start of the conference. Reggie beefed it up. The Conduit, Resident Evil, Dead Space: Extraction. Now we were interested.
Then the Reginator loosed the nukes. A new Wii Metroid game from Team Ninja was confirmed for 2010 and trailered. Multi-megaton. The net quaked. Job done.
It was good. Two new Mario titles and a Metroid Wii game isn’t shit. Nintendo’s got Wii Fit Plus, Wii Sports Resort and Mario Bros for Wii in 2009, all of which are likely to keep the coffers stuffed.
But it’s still light. And third-parties were largely absent. And Cammie’s “costume” was unforgivable.
We’ll have a 6. Without Metroid it would have been a 5.
Next week – E3 software: the winners and losers


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#51
G1GAHURTZ
05/06/09, 11:18 am
Exactly who is it that said: “Agent isn’t actually an exclusive”
I don’t belive that that ever happened here.
#52
Mike
05/06/09, 11:20 am
@Psycho: No. The bet is that Agent isn’t a 100% PS3 exclusive.
Which is basically what I said with regards to our other bet.
#53
Psychotext
05/06/09, 11:21 am
Mike: That’s a never ending bet… no-one can win. Which is why I stipulated a time frame.
#54
Mike
05/06/09, 11:23 am
Ok, then. Agent we be “announced” as multiplat either before, or within a year after PS3 release.
£50.
#55
Psychotext
05/06/09, 11:24 am
Change multiplatform to “coming to the 360″ and you’re on.
I’m not getting caught by some PC shenanigans.
#56
deftangel
05/06/09, 11:25 am
If GT:5 releases this year I reckon it’ll just be in Japan.
So everybody’s right then
#57
Mike
05/06/09, 11:25 am
Deal.
*shakes*
#58
deftangel
05/06/09, 11:26 am
Didn’t Rockstar / Sony announce in 2008 that they would be working on an exclusive PS3 game? Which presumably is Agent?
Why would they back out of it now?
#59
G1GAHURTZ
05/06/09, 11:26 am
Fools!
Winners don’t gamble.
#60
Mike
05/06/09, 11:31 am
Who said I was gambling?
#61
Psychotext
05/06/09, 11:43 am
If you’ve got info from one of vg247′s usual “sources”… then I like my odds.
#62
Shatner
05/06/09, 11:48 am
Hahah!
#63
Mike
05/06/09, 11:55 am
@psycho:
It’s your money.
#64
G1GAHURTZ
05/06/09, 12:05 pm
Your not a hedge fund manager by any chance, Mike?
#65
Psychotext
05/06/09, 12:05 pm
Not even slightly concerned.
Besides, it’ll be entertaining to watch you have to sell your DS or something when you lose.
#66
OrphanageExplosion
05/06/09, 12:16 pm
Let’s be totally realistic here. Unless Sony has ponied up millions, Agent *will* be multiplatform sooner or later.
What I liked most about the Sony conference was the bit at the beginning where Tretton pointed to the big screen behind him and said that only PS3 could render to that resolution… hahahahaha
#67
deanimate
05/06/09, 12:43 pm
For me Nintendo won it. Sony 2nd and Microsoft (obviously) 3rd.
Nintendo were a joke last year. An absolute travesty that deserved all the mockery they got. This year they redeemed themselves. Their conference was not perfect by any means. I skipped loads of it due to the usual tat being shown. I even skipped the vitality sensor bit completely and i was skipping along in small chunks. It looks crap though so no problem there.
Yes, most of Nintendos conference was pretty bad but what did it for me was firstly Super Mario Bros Wii. The game looks fun and 4 players on screen at once makes me think of LBPs mayhem. I guess it wont be online so I’ll barely be using it which sucks but hey at least it’s there
I didn’t expect more mario but then came the bombshell that shares joint honours with one other game (The Last Guardian). Super Mario Galaxy 2…O-M-G. I could not stop smiling when i realised this was coming. I enjoyed Galaxy immensely so for me this is fantastic news. Metroid was reasonable news. The trailer looked good and i just hope it’s better than the other 3D metroids which have not impressed me. 2D metroid being so awesome to blame for that.
I found i didn’t skip too much of Sony’s conference. Some huge games shown and their motion control looks reasonable.
Skipped a load of Microsofts due to stuff i personally don’t care about. I detest guitar hero and shit like that so skipped beatles rock band entirely. Few promising games but overall i wasn’t too impressed.
Their motion tech is the most impressive in how it can recognise your movement (if it works as well as they showed) but im more impressed with sonys because i think it stands a better chance in translating into some decent games. I can’t stand all those shit wii games and i see microsoft going down that path moreso than sony. I have nothing against them going after the casual market and enticing in people who don’t mind playing tat. I just want there to be some “hardcore” motion control games that don’t suck ass. Maybe it’s just not possible. Time will tell.
So for me it’s about the games that i enjoy and will play. Nintendo had 2 of the biggest. Job done. Although i cannot stop watching The Last Guardian trailer. Awesome, awesome stuff
#68
phatb0y
05/06/09, 1:18 pm
Sony were the clear winner for me. When they started using a bow and arrow in the PS3 motion control demo they won me instantly.
Flicking your hand to operate a menu? Vaguely flailing your avatar about to ‘BAM! There it is!’? Mechanical Turk AI demo? Fuck that.
Sony’s attempt seemed like it had true depth detection which means it could actually be a decent, accurate way of controlling a character. Accurate three axis control is the way forward instead of this shadow puppet recognition nonsense or hit ‘n’ miss accelerometers. It wasn’t a 100% on the day, but the bow and the writing demos sealed the deal for me. Give it another year and it’ll viable.
The half-decent games line-up helped too. No wow factor on the games front for me personally, but more than enough to keep me interested, and much better than last years piss-poor showing.
#69
Blerk
05/06/09, 1:34 pm
I’m astonished at how many people suddenly care about motion control now that it’s on the 360 and the PS3.
#70
phatb0y
05/06/09, 2:22 pm
Always been a fan of it. The Wii was a big disappointment for me on that score as it always seemed wrongly implemented (mindless waggle) or sloppy and inaccurate.
I’d love to see a fighting game done properly with motion control. Those few minutes in the Sony demo showed more potential than anything a Wii developer or Nintendo have managed to come up with.
If some developer shows the balls to implement it into a game beyond flailing around to build a meter up or sloppily moving a cursor around the screen then we might be onto something.
#71
bytemap
05/06/09, 2:24 pm
I’m curious on what happened to Epic announcing a game for the PS3?
#72
Blerk
05/06/09, 2:25 pm
That rumour was only ever floated by the smaller fan-blogs, wasn’t it?
Actually, did Epic show anything other than Shadow Complex?
#73
NiceFellow
05/06/09, 3:18 pm
I’d say Sony and MS tied. The write up is okay but too harsh on the Sony motion controls.
Sure the glowing knob looked funny but its clearly more mature, ready to go tech than Natal, and with EA already stating it will likely be easier to support initially I think you’re downplaying its likely impact. It sure didn’t look that old – 1:1 accuracy, double input device, waggle wand and camera hardly came across as something everyone already has in their living room.
Interesting lack of stuff around Epic and Insomniac I thought.
#74
Blerk
05/06/09, 3:20 pm
Rockstar too – where the hell were they?
#75
crippledhooba
05/06/09, 3:22 pm
To be fair out of all the press conferences I watched, EA’s was the most enjoyable of all of them. Bioware stole the show for me, when all the jedi’s came out on stage I thought i was gonna die of laughter. Also the trailer they showed for “The Old Republic” was EPIC.
#76
Dr.Ghettoblaster
05/06/09, 4:11 pm
1st. Sony
2nd. Microsoft
3rd. Nintendo
P.S. I own all systems so don’t flame me.
#77
XDamage
05/06/09, 4:19 pm
@Dr.Ghettoblaster
Agreed.
#78
SniperWolf
05/06/09, 4:37 pm
yep i like scratching my ass in my house at night ..what about you guys.
#79
SniperWolf
05/06/09, 5:25 pm
Hilarious, Kaz. Tretton powered up. Res Evil for PSP, FFVII for the US PSN, then the first proper biggie: Rockstar North’s Agent as an “exclusive” (we’re assured it isn’t). Eyes appreciatively widened.
really Patrick really !!!!!
#80
No_PUDding
05/06/09, 6:00 pm
Press Release from Take Two or Patrick “Crackdown 1.5, TRICO not at E3, GT5 not at E3″ Garratt?.
I am going with the Press Release. It’s timed, no doubt, but it’s as exclsuive as they get!
It’s been a title they’ve been working on for 5 years, so that might be the confusion. The IP was never assumed exclusive before. No doubt Sony needed something to show for E3 though.
#81
Goliath
05/06/09, 7:04 pm
@ No_PUDding
Listen, rumors from blogs are one thing but common sense is another. If Rockstar has been working on a PS3 exclusive for 5 years don’t you think they would have had something to show for their announcement? Ruffian have been working on Crackdown 2 for all of 7 months. Even Crytek faked it with their Crysis 2 announcement. Trust me, Agent is barely in it’s preproduction stages and wont make an appearance before Spring 2011.
#82
Gamoc
05/06/09, 7:22 pm
Disagreed, Sony’s conference was better.
And no, that’s not fanboyism talking, because I’m not one, I just thought it was more impressive. MS did have some pretty great stuff, too, though.
#83
Gamoc
05/06/09, 7:26 pm
Oh, and Nintendo didn’t even come close to second, never mind first.
#84
fearmonkey
05/06/09, 9:06 pm
“The motion tech was next. This was not pretty. The two guys doing the demo couldn’t get it working properly at first, and compared to the promise of Natal it looks distinctly “old”. Time will tell.”
I disagree, I thought it was pretty neat. it may not be as mind blowing as Natal, but it looks like it has great response and accuracy. Im certain that Ms could rig up something similar though to work with natal, but it was still really interesting.
I would score it MS – 8, Sony – 7, Nin – 4.
Is a new mario, Metroid, Zelda truly a megaton? To me a Megaton, is a surprise, and Nintendo milks their IP’s conistantly. If they announced a new Franchise that look and played incredible, thats a megaton!.
Sonys was the same, Nothing that screamed, I got to get me a PS3, if you werent already interested.
MS – Natal was the only thing that might make a PS3 owner want a 360, so they get an extra point.
#85
No_PUDding
05/06/09, 10:55 pm
Goliath, you’re right common sense is another.
I don’t listen to blogs (unless they have hard evidence), and you’d be an idiot for believing that ALL titles go into production.
Agent could have been in conceptual stages alongside GTA4 and R* Table Tennis. Only just recently going into production. Int he same vein, THAT is why the IP could have been intended as a multiplatform title initially.
If the Take Two and Rockstar guys are saying it’s exclusive, it’s at least timed.
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/bert-huntsinger/10/b4/9a2
Ex-Rockstar working on environments for Agent in 2004 (at the latest).
Titles aren’t set in stone from the start.
#86
Hitomics
05/06/09, 11:54 pm
Get your stories straight Patrick Garratt… What Jack said was that PS3 was the only “CONSOLE” where you’d play it “when it comes out in 2010″. Nothing false about that. No one said PS3 only.
And are you really complaining about dates when you didn’t get any proper dates on the MS conference either? Talk about double standards…
Oh, and ineffective? Did we watch the same conference?
#87
No_PUDding
06/06/09, 12:59 am
He’s just catering for the predominantly 360 enthusitatic readers Hitomics, don’t bother yourself trying to correct.
Everyones excuse this year, is if the leaks weren’t there, then Sony would have won. But there’s always going to be a reason.
(lol)
#88
juuken
06/06/09, 4:00 am
You know who won E3?
Gamers.
Too many games coming out between this year and next year. I love how you guys are completely ignoring some of the bigger announcements during E3 and are literally bowing down to Microsoft just because they showed a complete ripoff of the Eye Toy.
Good going guys.
Ya stupid fanboys.
#89
Ingenu
06/06/09, 6:29 am
“Who “won” the press conferences?”
Gamers won.
#90
Ingenu
06/06/09, 6:29 am
As an owner of all 3 consoles I’m excited for all 3 pretty much equally. Not as much on the Wii side, but it’s really close.
#91
g00nerz
06/06/09, 2:12 pm
If I’m honest, I’m suprised to see VG247 writing a fanboy baiting article like this. Surely this site is better than that. Who ‘won’ a conference? Are you serious?
The announcement of Mario Galaxy 2 was the biggest news of the conferences. No question about that in my mind. Natal looked great if a little laggy and perhaps a little bit ‘made up’. Sony’s wands looked very good and extremely accurate with no lag. Interesting to see which one sells (if either of them do).
Sony’s play create share racer (can’t remember the name) also looks interesting. If it’s half as popular as Mario Kart, which let’s face it, is a almost a straight copy of, it’ll sell by the bucket load. I’m looking forward to making tracks with ease. Very good potential.
#92
jnms
06/06/09, 2:31 pm
@g00nerz, I suspect that VG247 are trying to attract a new crowd.
#93
Dr.Ghettoblaster
08/06/09, 3:52 pm
How about that HUGE HD backdrop/screen Sony had!! THAT IN ITSELF is impressive!
#94
theevilaires
08/06/09, 4:00 pm
sure are a lot of bets going around here, let me clear this up if you guys don’t know each other personally then how are you going to receive your award for winning…unless you guys aren’t telling everyone here at VG247 something
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