Dragon Age sex mini-game “painful to watch,” says Shack

Wednesday, 3rd June 2009 14:52 GMT By Mike


Shacknews has published an Xbox 360 hands-on of BioWare’s Dragon Age: Origins and revealed that the RPG features a sex mini-game that is so bad it’s “painful to watch.”

But in creating what is essentially a sex minigame within Dragon Age, BioWare is fully entering territory that I’m not sure it can pull off. Sex in games is still in the pubescent stage. Hammy voice acting and stiff 3D models make for awkward, pimply approximations of intimacy. One can only hope these early efforts lead to eventual maturity. In the meantime, they can be painful to watch.

Full thing through the link.



  1. Blerk

    Hot Mead.

    #1 6 years ago
  2. Stephany Nunneley

    Blerk – :-D

    #2 6 years ago
  3. Mike

    I don’t get it :(

    #3 6 years ago
  4. Psychotext

    It’s a ye olde reference to the Rockstar controversy Mike.

    #4 6 years ago
  5. Mike

    Explain it!!!11111one

    #5 6 years ago
  6. Psychotext

    That wasn’t enough explanation? I thought I’d already managed to ruin the joke.

    #6 6 years ago
  7. Blerk

    Gah, it’s spoiled now! :-D

    #7 6 years ago
  8. Mike

    Watches things he doesn’t understand fly way over his head.

    #8 6 years ago
  9. Blerk

    Hot coffee. Mead.

    #9 6 years ago
  10. Mike

    AH! I don’t know what mead was.

    *huge splash as penny drops from waaaaaaaay up on high*

    #10 6 years ago
  11. Hunam

    Get down.

    Make love.

    #11 6 years ago
  12. dirigiblebill

    The Force is strong with your photo-shopping skillz on this article, Mike. Ooh matron, etc.

    #12 6 years ago
  13. blackdreamhunk

    lol dragon is the game to get for sure lol

    #13 6 years ago
  14. El_MUERkO

    they should hire out the minigame production to a Japanese developer, they’re bound to handle it maturely :D

    #14 6 years ago
  15. OrphanageExplosion

    A real shame. I was hoping to crank one out over this game.

    Gutted :|

    #15 6 years ago
  16. Mike



    #16 6 years ago
  17. Blerk


    #17 6 years ago

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