Tue, Jun 02, 2009 | 18:32 BST
Iwata announces Wii Vitality Sensor
In probably the biggest bombshell at this year’s E3, Nintendo company President Satoru Iwata has announced the Wii Vitality Sensor.
It’s a device that recognises your pulse when you shove your finger in it and helps you stay vital, or something.
Looks like a bull-clip. Nasty.
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Posted in: E3 2009, Nintendo, Wii
Tags: nintendo e3 press conference 2009, Satoru Iwata, Wii Vitality Sensor
6 comments
#1
mortiferus
02/06/09, 6:17 pm
Where is the Wii Penis pump? Or the Wiigina?
#2
Roybott
02/06/09, 6:21 pm
Wii Vitality Sensor…
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HAHAHAhahahahaha
#3
mart
02/06/09, 7:18 pm
“probably the biggest bombshell at this year’s E3″
Heheh Mike, you big kidder.
#4
Jadeskye
03/06/09, 12:34 am
When can we expect the wii-defibrilator?
#5
Gamoc
03/06/09, 2:18 am
You mean Wiifibrillator.
#6
XDamage
03/06/09, 2:26 am
Hehe, IGN called it the Wii Finger Eater on twitter.