Tue, Jun 02, 2009 | 14:04 BST

E3 2009 – Nintendo press conference liveblog!

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It’s time. Nintendo will take to the E3 stage in Los Angeles today for its 2009 keynote, and the world’s watching with stern eyes.

The Kyoto monster came unstuck at the US show last year with a weak program centred on Wii Music, and there’s a lot to prove this time out. The hardcore want blood. Mario and Zelda blood. Wii Fit Plus blood. The thrill of the megaton. The flash’s heat. The desperate stench of plumber crotch.

If the sum total of today’s showing is Cammie “Pegs” Dunaway throwing a virtual Frisbee for a dog, there’ll be ugly scenes.

When? The fanboy massive holds its breath from 9.00am PST/5.00pm BST/6.00pm CET. Get our liveblog after the break.

If you’re after streaming video, try IGN, Gametrailers, Gamespot or G4.

Remember: the Sony conference follows directly after at 11.00am PST/7.00pm BST/8.00pm CET.

95 comments

#1

anasui
02/06/09, 1:43 pm

it’s hard to get excited due to last year’s, but its also hard to remain calm. We’ll see, and pray

#2

Blerk
02/06/09, 1:49 pm

If Nintendo announce one thing which I find exciting then they’ll have exceeded my expectations. :-)

#3

Patrick Garratt
02/06/09, 1:50 pm

Mario. Has to be. It’s the shortest conference out of the lot. My money’s on the plumber being the star attraction.

#4

No_PUDding
02/06/09, 1:51 pm

Pikmin 3, and Zelda!

#5

Blerk
02/06/09, 1:52 pm

Still looking for my ‘one thing’, then. :-D

#6

Gekidami
02/06/09, 1:53 pm

It’ll be 90% sale figures, 5% stupidity, 3% crappy games and 2% half interesting games i bet.

#7

Patrick Garratt
02/06/09, 2:00 pm

I’m actually looking forward to seeing Wii Fit Plus, oddly. Just from a geek perspective.

I should sleep, I think.

#8

tenthousandgothsonacid
02/06/09, 2:01 pm

So are the same people covering both this and the sony conf. Is it in the same room ? Will there be a massive bundle (to use the schoolboy vernacular) from one room to the other ? What happens if Nintendo overrun ? etc ?

#9

anasui
02/06/09, 2:02 pm

my pessimist half says it will be more like Gekidami’s ravaging anti-nintendo galore. My optimist half (well, more like 1/6) says there will be a teaser for the new Zelda and Pikmin 3. No Mario unless its for DS, rather too early for a Wii one

#10

deanimate
02/06/09, 2:13 pm

2D Metroid = Instant Win.

#11

Gekidami
02/06/09, 2:16 pm

I’d be happy is there was a new Zelda or Metroid, i’d be willing to undust my Wii for them.

#12

deftangel
02/06/09, 2:19 pm

Charts are a certainty at this one.

#13

Patrick Garratt
02/06/09, 3:30 pm

OK. Getting mild pump on now.

#14

Hunam
02/06/09, 3:31 pm

You’ll go blind you know.

#15

Patrick Garratt
02/06/09, 3:33 pm

About 30 minutes before I’ll probably be in a vague state of shock.

#16

ashers2ashers
02/06/09, 3:51 pm

@ Geki:
Don’t you mean “dust” your wii, for them? ;)

#17

Patrick Garratt
02/06/09, 4:04 pm

Getting motivated now. Go, Mario.

#18

Johnny Cullen
02/06/09, 4:14 pm

Pikmin 3, new Mario, new Zelda or GTFO!

#19

SplatteredHouse
02/06/09, 4:17 pm

Ice Climbers.

#20

Patrick Garratt
02/06/09, 4:19 pm

Nathan’s got his conference wrist band and he’s waiting for the doors to open. Fucking come on!

#21

Patrick Garratt
02/06/09, 4:20 pm

Kids Icarus.

#22

deanimate
02/06/09, 4:22 pm

im off to work :/
if it is mario im guessing its for the ds…great :/

#23

SplatteredHouse
02/06/09, 4:24 pm

Kirby.

#24

Psychotext
02/06/09, 4:26 pm

I hope the video situation is better than it was yesterday with MS.

Also… PIKMIN 3 YOU F*CK*NG PR*CKT**S*S

#25

Patrick Garratt
02/06/09, 4:40 pm

IGN crashed on me in the MS conf.

#26

Patrick Garratt
02/06/09, 4:46 pm

OK, we’re live. Nathan’s in and online. Good luck!

*salutes*

#27

Psychotext
02/06/09, 5:00 pm

I’m putting money on a long slideshow of oldies enjoying the Wii / DS. :D

#28

OrphanageExplosion
02/06/09, 5:02 pm

This is the single-most greatest intro to a news piece in the history of the world ever. I can almost *smell* Mario’s genitalia… and I like it.

#29

OrphanageExplosion
02/06/09, 5:08 pm

Create surprise and then put Mario on-screen? Hahaha!

#30

G1GAHURTZ
02/06/09, 5:11 pm

Isn’t it ironic that after all the waggle, Nintendo are now going back to good old 2D?

#31

Psychotext
02/06/09, 5:12 pm

I like that.

#32

Psychotext
02/06/09, 5:15 pm

I don’t like this.

#33

DrDamn
02/06/09, 5:16 pm

Errr – 4 player 2.5D platforming? I feel like I’ve played that before somewhere … Nintendo copying Sony?

#34

Psychotext
02/06/09, 5:22 pm

I think I’m watching last year’s conference by mistake.

#35

Syrok
02/06/09, 5:29 pm

Wiimote looks a bit outdated after the reveal of Natal (?), yesterday.

#36

Robo_1
02/06/09, 5:32 pm

Wii motion plus looks fun, it’s just a bit worrying that pretty much all this was shown last year :(

#37

Psychotext
02/06/09, 5:34 pm

Bowser’s internal pipes… good lord.

#38

Goliath
02/06/09, 5:39 pm

Anyone else thoroughly underwhelmed by Nintendo’s conference thus far?! Yikes!

#39

Robo_1
02/06/09, 5:39 pm

I expected nothing less :(

#40

Syrok
02/06/09, 5:39 pm

Why does Cammie look upwards all the time?

#41

Psychotext
02/06/09, 5:39 pm

Nathan seems fairly impressed by Golden Sun.

#42

OrphanageExplosion
02/06/09, 5:40 pm

Golden Sun: have we just witnessed the world’s first liveblog orgasm? I feel oddly violated.

#43

Roybott
02/06/09, 5:40 pm

Do Nintendo really think my mum is watching this conference? – No? Then why show videos for that stuff?

#44

DrDamn
02/06/09, 5:41 pm

There is a better emphasis on the more traditional games, but Nintendo don’t always come across that great in these things. Underwhelming is pretty much my reaction so far too though.

#45

Robo_1
02/06/09, 5:42 pm

COP looked decent though, pretty spiffy graphics for DS too.

#46

Syrok
02/06/09, 5:42 pm

Yay, a dress-up game for DS.

#47

Gekidami
02/06/09, 5:44 pm

My god! All these killer apps!

#48

Syrok
02/06/09, 5:46 pm

play. create. share. :)

#49

Goliath
02/06/09, 5:46 pm

Man, I don’t know who’s worse right now, Nintendo’s presser or Ubisoft’s. God, do I have to sit through this!

#50

Goliath
02/06/09, 5:47 pm

@ Gekidami

Sarcasm? o_o

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