Thu, May 21, 2009 | 16:51 BST
Mills: I’d appear in game where Sun journos were shocked at the “privates”

This was never going to be pretty. Following a Sun story this afternoon that claimed Paul McCartney ex Heather Mills demanded a “six-figure sum” to appear in Capcom’s Bionic Commando, the amputee model has said she’d like to appear in a game in which journalists from the paper were shocked at the genitals from a lie detector.
“I know one game I’d happily appear in and I’d do it for free,” she said on her Twitter account.
“Connect Sun journalists to a lie detector machine which triggers an electric current attached to their privates.
“If they tell the truth they’d get a good boy drop. But if they tell a porkie pie… it’d give them a short sharp shock to the privates.”
Mills went on to say the Sun’s journalists would likely have fun at the treatment.
“They’d probably enjoy it and not only would we all be able to tell Sun fact from fiction,” she said. “One day’s power surge from their uncontrollable bullshit would generate enough power to light up England each and every week.
“Now that’s what I call alternative energy.”
The Sun’s original story said Mills had turned down involvement in the game after Capcom refused to pay a significant sum of money.
Mills reacted, saying the money was to be a charitable donation.
Capcom declined to comment on the matter this afternoon.


16 comments
#1
Mike
21/05/09, 4:51 pm
(h5)
This is great.
#2
Psychotext
21/05/09, 4:52 pm
Ooooh… she’s obviously a big fan of The Sun.
#3
Roybott
21/05/09, 4:53 pm
Am I the only one who doesn’t get how a power surge from giving people an electric shock would actually generate more electricity?
#4
easyian
21/05/09, 5:04 pm
well if her idea that Bionic Commando was exploiting amputees didn’t say “Crazy Bitch” this sure does
#5
Robo_1
21/05/09, 5:04 pm
.. and it’s not even April 1st. Craaazy time
#6
Shatner
21/05/09, 5:05 pm
She doesn’t like tabloid journalism?
I wonder why.
#7
Patrick Garratt
21/05/09, 5:18 pm
I love tabloid journalism. If it’s a work of art you’re after, look no further than The Sun. It’s genius.
#8
Hunam
21/05/09, 5:21 pm
She’s got a wonky face too.
#9
Patrick Garratt
21/05/09, 5:24 pm
Still would.
#10
easyian
21/05/09, 5:29 pm
as Quentin Tarantino said in planet terror “Easy Access”
#11
Captain Fruitloop
21/05/09, 5:30 pm
On the other hand, an awful lot of people who read the Sun now know there’s a game out called Bionic Commando, and – as an extra selling point – that it doesn’t feature Heather Mills.
Well done, Capcom marketing people!
#12
dirigiblebill
21/05/09, 5:42 pm
@ Fruitloop
Ha!
#13
Mike
21/05/09, 5:48 pm
She’s fruity, I reckon. A go-er.
#14
Daodan
21/05/09, 6:12 pm
She’s a bit of a bitch, it would seem. Sadistic too. Interesting.
#15
Gamoc
21/05/09, 6:26 pm
How is shocking somebody meant to GENERATE electricity? The hell?
She’s crazy, stupid and presumably pure evil
#16
OrphanageExplosion
21/05/09, 8:03 pm
I like the GMTV/best blowjob in London story best.