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Mills: I’d appear in game where Sun journos were shocked at the “privates”

Thursday, 21st May 2009 16:43 GMT By Patrick Garratt

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This was never going to be pretty. Following a Sun story this afternoon that claimed Paul McCartney ex Heather Mills demanded a “six-figure sum” to appear in Capcom’s Bionic Commando, the amputee model has said she’d like to appear in a game in which journalists from the paper were shocked at the genitals from a lie detector.

“I know one game I’d happily appear in and I’d do it for free,” she said on her Twitter account.

“Connect Sun journalists to a lie detector machine which triggers an electric current attached to their privates.

“If they tell the truth they’d get a good boy drop. But if they tell a porkie pie… it’d give them a short sharp shock to the privates.”

Mills went on to say the Sun’s journalists would likely have fun at the treatment.

“They’d probably enjoy it and not only would we all be able to tell Sun fact from fiction,” she said. “One day’s power surge from their uncontrollable bullshit would generate enough power to light up England each and every week.

“Now that’s what I call alternative energy.”

The Sun’s original story said Mills had turned down involvement in the game after Capcom refused to pay a significant sum of money.

Mills reacted, saying the money was to be a charitable donation.

Capcom declined to comment on the matter this afternoon.

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16 Comments

  1. Mike

    (h5)

    This is great.

    #1 5 years ago
  2. Psychotext

    Ooooh… she’s obviously a big fan of The Sun. :D

    #2 5 years ago
  3. Roybott

    Am I the only one who doesn’t get how a power surge from giving people an electric shock would actually generate more electricity?

    #3 5 years ago
  4. easyian

    well if her idea that Bionic Commando was exploiting amputees didn’t say “Crazy Bitch” this sure does

    #4 5 years ago
  5. Robo_1

    .. and it’s not even April 1st. Craaazy time :)

    #5 5 years ago
  6. Shatner

    She doesn’t like tabloid journalism?

    I wonder why.

    #6 5 years ago
  7. Patrick Garratt

    I love tabloid journalism. If it’s a work of art you’re after, look no further than The Sun. It’s genius.

    #7 5 years ago
  8. Hunam

    She’s got a wonky face too.

    #8 5 years ago
  9. Patrick Garratt

    Still would.

    #9 5 years ago
  10. easyian

    as Quentin Tarantino said in planet terror “Easy Access”

    #10 5 years ago
  11. Captain Fruitloop

    On the other hand, an awful lot of people who read the Sun now know there’s a game out called Bionic Commando, and – as an extra selling point – that it doesn’t feature Heather Mills.

    Well done, Capcom marketing people!

    #11 5 years ago
  12. dirigiblebill

    @ Fruitloop

    Ha!

    #12 5 years ago
  13. Mike

    She’s fruity, I reckon. A go-er.

    #13 5 years ago
  14. Daodan

    She’s a bit of a bitch, it would seem. Sadistic too. Interesting.

    #14 5 years ago
  15. Gamoc

    How is shocking somebody meant to GENERATE electricity? The hell?

    She’s crazy, stupid and presumably pure evil

    #15 5 years ago
  16. OrphanageExplosion

    I like the GMTV/best blowjob in London story best.

    #16 5 years ago

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