Mon, Apr 06, 2009 | 12:37 BST

Velvet Assassin vid heavy on the gameplay, reveals giant ass

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Southpeak released a new Velvet Assassin video this morning, showing heaps of stealth-action gameplay from the WWII title, as well as the protagonist’s enormous derriere. It’s after the break.

We’re assured the PC and 360 game – based on the life of WWII spy Violette Summer – is coming “soon”.

Seriously, just look at that woman’s backside at the 3.27 mark.

17 comments

#1

Retroid
06/04/09, 1:05 pm

Arse.

#2

Gekidami
06/04/09, 1:13 pm

Nice trailer, though the camera in the game looks awkward at points.

#3

DaMan
06/04/09, 1:24 pm

I look forward to this game actually.

though it has strange interpretation of morphine effects lmfao.

#4

pleasant_cabbage
06/04/09, 1:30 pm

Putting the ass into assassin.
Nice work Pat!

#5

Rock_Me_Amadeus
06/04/09, 1:31 pm

What’s that awful emo-rock shit soundtrack? Jesus.

#6

tont
06/04/09, 1:50 pm

*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

#7

Prof Power Glove
06/04/09, 1:50 pm

Ridiculous.

And yes, the music does give it away a bit – it’s hardly being aimed at a mature audience is it?

I wish i’d been in the room when their new pitch guys came up with this idea for a game.

#8

BillyBatts
06/04/09, 2:03 pm

I like big butts and I cannot lie

#9

DaMan
06/04/09, 2:45 pm

yeah the music during the trailer makes my ears hurt, completely out of line as well.

#10

Gamoc
06/04/09, 2:56 pm

That’s awesome. The arse, that is.

[I kinda like the song]

#11

endgame
06/04/09, 6:43 pm

music was ok. loved it. graphics too, camera was a bit weird sometimes. and as for the ass, u know, women tend to have a slightly bigger ass sometimes, and that to be honest, i like. :)

#12

Cyborger
06/04/09, 6:44 pm

A video game female’s ass. That’s certainly new.

#13

crackdude
06/04/09, 7:29 pm

great ass

#14

ShiroGamer
06/04/09, 11:02 pm

actually i think pat is intentionally distracting us from the gameplay by making us look at the ass rather than the atmosphere

:P

#15

FeaturePreacher
07/04/09, 5:58 am

That camera needs to be pulled back a bit when shooting. The bottom isn’t big enough to make one say you could see it from the front.

#16

Gamoc
07/04/09, 8:47 pm

Shiro, I personally prefer to look at the assmosphere anyway.

#17

Hero of Canton
07/04/09, 9:08 pm

Very Splinter Cell is this. Feels oddly last-gen, and I can’t quite put my finger on why, because it looks really quite nice. Lovely lighting.

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