Mon, Apr 06, 2009 | 12:37 BST
Velvet Assassin vid heavy on the gameplay, reveals giant ass

Southpeak released a new Velvet Assassin video this morning, showing heaps of stealth-action gameplay from the WWII title, as well as the protagonist’s enormous derriere. It’s after the break.
We’re assured the PC and 360 game – based on the life of WWII spy Violette Summer – is coming “soon”.
Seriously, just look at that woman’s backside at the 3.27 mark.


17 comments
#1
Retroid
06/04/09, 1:05 pm
Arse.
#2
Gekidami
06/04/09, 1:13 pm
Nice trailer, though the camera in the game looks awkward at points.
#3
DaMan
06/04/09, 1:24 pm
I look forward to this game actually.
though it has strange interpretation of morphine effects lmfao.
#4
pleasant_cabbage
06/04/09, 1:30 pm
Putting the ass into assassin.
Nice work Pat!
#5
Rock_Me_Amadeus
06/04/09, 1:31 pm
What’s that awful emo-rock shit soundtrack? Jesus.
#6
tont
06/04/09, 1:50 pm
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
#7
Prof Power Glove
06/04/09, 1:50 pm
Ridiculous.
And yes, the music does give it away a bit – it’s hardly being aimed at a mature audience is it?
I wish i’d been in the room when their new pitch guys came up with this idea for a game.
#8
BillyBatts
06/04/09, 2:03 pm
I like big butts and I cannot lie
#9
DaMan
06/04/09, 2:45 pm
yeah the music during the trailer makes my ears hurt, completely out of line as well.
#10
Gamoc
06/04/09, 2:56 pm
That’s awesome. The arse, that is.
[I kinda like the song]
#11
endgame
06/04/09, 6:43 pm
music was ok. loved it. graphics too, camera was a bit weird sometimes. and as for the ass, u know, women tend to have a slightly bigger ass sometimes, and that to be honest, i like.
#12
Cyborger
06/04/09, 6:44 pm
A video game female’s ass. That’s certainly new.
#13
crackdude
06/04/09, 7:29 pm
great ass
#14
ShiroGamer
06/04/09, 11:02 pm
actually i think pat is intentionally distracting us from the gameplay by making us look at the ass rather than the atmosphere
#15
FeaturePreacher
07/04/09, 5:58 am
That camera needs to be pulled back a bit when shooting. The bottom isn’t big enough to make one say you could see it from the front.
#16
Gamoc
07/04/09, 8:47 pm
Shiro, I personally prefer to look at the assmosphere anyway.
#17
Hero of Canton
07/04/09, 9:08 pm
Very Splinter Cell is this. Feels oddly last-gen, and I can’t quite put my finger on why, because it looks really quite nice. Lovely lighting.