Velvet Assassin vid heavy on the gameplay, reveals giant ass

Monday, 6th April 2009 12:37 GMT By Patrick Garratt


Southpeak released a new Velvet Assassin video this morning, showing heaps of stealth-action gameplay from the WWII title, as well as the protagonist’s enormous derriere. It’s after the break.

We’re assured the PC and 360 game – based on the life of WWII spy Violette Summer – is coming “soon”.

Seriously, just look at that woman’s backside at the 3.27 mark.



  1. Retroid


    #1 6 years ago
  2. Gekidami

    Nice trailer, though the camera in the game looks awkward at points.

    #2 6 years ago
  3. DaMan

    I look forward to this game actually.

    though it has strange interpretation of morphine effects lmfao.

    #3 6 years ago
  4. pleasant_cabbage

    Putting the ass into assassin.
    Nice work Pat!

    #4 6 years ago
  5. Rock_Me_Amadeus

    What’s that awful emo-rock shit soundtrack? Jesus.

    #5 6 years ago
  6. tont

    *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*

    #6 6 years ago
  7. Prof Power Glove


    And yes, the music does give it away a bit – it’s hardly being aimed at a mature audience is it?

    I wish i’d been in the room when their new pitch guys came up with this idea for a game.

    #7 6 years ago
  8. BillyBatts

    I like big butts and I cannot lie

    #8 6 years ago
  9. DaMan

    yeah the music during the trailer makes my ears hurt, completely out of line as well.

    #9 6 years ago
  10. Gamoc

    That’s awesome. The arse, that is.

    [I kinda like the song]

    #10 6 years ago
  11. endgame

    music was ok. loved it. graphics too, camera was a bit weird sometimes. and as for the ass, u know, women tend to have a slightly bigger ass sometimes, and that to be honest, i like. :)

    #11 6 years ago
  12. Cyborger

    A video game female’s ass. That’s certainly new.

    #12 6 years ago
  13. crackdude

    great ass

    #13 6 years ago
  14. ShiroGamer

    actually i think pat is intentionally distracting us from the gameplay by making us look at the ass rather than the atmosphere


    #14 6 years ago
  15. FeaturePreacher

    That camera needs to be pulled back a bit when shooting. The bottom isn’t big enough to make one say you could see it from the front.

    #15 6 years ago
  16. Gamoc

    Shiro, I personally prefer to look at the assmosphere anyway.

    #16 6 years ago
  17. Hero of Canton

    Very Splinter Cell is this. Feels oddly last-gen, and I can’t quite put my finger on why, because it looks really quite nice. Lovely lighting.

    #17 6 years ago

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