Comments on: Survey says: 72% of men would rather play a new game than have sex

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:26:56 +0000

Aww… I was reading on another site that this survey was done by http://www.ps3pricecompare (Price comparisons / bargains for PS3 games / consoles).

If only that nugget of info had been in the original story, we’d have had all the fanboys in here spinning it left, right and centre.

By: Gamoc

Gamoc — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 23:32:16 +0000

That’s ridiculous, it strikes me as very hard to believe. No guys could possibly choose games over sex, surely?

There’s clearly something wrong with 72% of the men that took this survey.

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 22:39:34 +0000

Ooooh… cold.

But yeah, a snack to go with my game would be great. Thanks!

By: Stephany Nunneley

Stephany Nunneley — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:59:32 +0000

Yeah, true. But what’s 3-5 minutes away from your game anyway? Takes longer to fix a snack.

(kidding)

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:06:14 +0000

But you can have sex any time… good new games don’t come out that often.

By: mightyhokie

mightyhokie — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 21:03:11 +0000

I try and get all the achievements i can get from my wife.

the guys who would rather play with a game than a girl deserve neither.

By: David

David — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:56:21 +0000

The missus always comes first in my mind. Games can wait bonking is more fun .

By: JonFE

JonFE — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 19:16:31 +0000

One has to wonder, though, how many of the surveyed men actually met the requirements, as in “actually have a lady friend”…

By: ecu

ecu — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 18:06:54 +0000

It’s legendary! I haven’t found a girl willing to try it with me though, it seems a little seedy to ask.

By: Stephany Nunneley

Stephany Nunneley — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:52:16 +0000

@ ecu

Good lord, is that post still floating about?

By: SticKboy

SticKboy — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:51:33 +0000

Deanzor for commen6t of the year

By: ecu

ecu — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:50:39 +0000

This article should have used the Rez gamegirladvance trance vibrator picture. (the large picture here – http://www.gamegirladvance.com/archives/2002/10/26/sex_in_games_rezvibrator.html)

By: theevilaires

theevilaires — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:47:25 +0000

lol at how morriss and psycho feel about each other

By: G1GAHURTZ

G1GAHURTZ — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:44:51 +0000

Good grief!!!!!!!!

Is this a testosterone free zone or what!?!?!?

Lunacy… absolute lunacy!!!

By: Retroid

Retroid — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:41:19 +0000

Or a toss off.

/Kicked off the internet

By: Gekidami

Gekidami — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:40:24 +0000

A girl just gave her opinion on this… Well thats awkward… :p

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:39:00 +0000

By: Stephany Nunneley

Stephany Nunneley — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:37:38 +0000

Hey I don’t even play Halo and I would take the Bungie call.

However, these are all hypothetical scenarios that anyone in their right mind would not pass up. The poll was just a general survey using the day-to-day mundane.

Now, that being said….if the man of the house even tried to suggest getting horizontal the moment I walked in with a shiny new copy of God of War 3…I would kick his ass out of the house or buy him a prostitute. It’s a toss up really.

By: endgame

endgame — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:32:53 +0000

some games own most of today’s girls. so yeah, i prefer gaming with friends vs sex. girls r overrated. cheers.

By: Gekidami

Gekidami — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:32:26 +0000

How dare you work in video games media Morriss. :p

By: ecu

ecu — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:31:58 +0000

I’d rather have sex all day long instead of playing games, tbh.

So if Bungie called you up tonight and said that they’d give you an all-expenses paid trip to their HQ tomorrow to play Halo 4 running on what would be the next generation of Xbox hardware, and then your missus said she wants to take the day off and shag nonstop, doing anything you want, no matter how filthy, what would you choose?

By: lelik

lelik — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:28:06 +0000

that is the greatest picture ever

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:17:38 +0000

I’d rather have sex all day long instead of playing games, tbh.

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:15:56 +0000

Ha, yeah I did that one in university. Point and click adventure games for the win.

By: ecu

ecu — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:07:15 +0000

I’ve tried both at the same time, it’s phenomenal. You have to appreciate when your girl is giving you a good going over, yet she doesn’t mind that you’re laying back playing Phoenix Wright on the DS.

By: Gekidami

Gekidami — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:02:32 +0000

How about both at the same time? WIN!

By: Psychotext

Psychotext — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 17:00:56 +0000

I would… but don’t tell my missus.

By: desiredtime

desiredtime — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:59:22 +0000

I’d rather play a new game than have sex. but i have no chose in that matter.

By: SERAPHEMZ

SERAPHEMZ — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:37:03 +0000

…ummmmm…Jade Raymond…

By: Deanzor

Deanzor — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:36:37 +0000

Are you guys really telling me you’d rather have sex with your missus that you presumably could have sex with at any point anyway, than play a SWEET NEW VIDEO GAME that you’ve NEVER PLAYED BEFORE?! It’s not like your missus is going to say ‘Tonight’s the night I show you my secret second vagina and nineteen extra tits’ is it? You know what you’re getting.

If Miyamoto rang me up, and said I could go round his and play the secret prototype for Super Mario World 3 instead of nailing my missus that night… she’d be waiting up all night worrying, since I wouldn’t even waste the time to text her and tell her.

If she existed.

Which she doesn’t.

I’m going to die alone.

Fucking Mario World 3, though?! Bring that the fucking fuck on.