GDC: VG247 LIVE from the Iwata opening keynote!

Had crackers and cheese.

Tiesto?

Hullo gents! Finished my Moon Language exam and here to wish for something to do on my Wii. BRING IT!

Gears 3, exclusive to the Wii.

Damnit, puppy needs a piss and I need to get music on.

Halo DS back in development!

Shatner: The Trolling confirmed as shovelware.

Hey Bleak.

Start the movie!

*Miyamoto comes out with Zelda suit*

Crowd: NEW ZELDA!!!! *standing ovation*

*Miyamoto announces Zelda: Wand of Gamelon on the virtual console*

Crowd: *slowly takes their seats again…*

Hey PUD! Missed ya last night in the Killzone!

“Lets all go to the lobby, lets all go to the lobby…”

HURRY THE FUCK UP AND START THIS SHIT!

‘You klnow what that means!’

GTA V exclusive to wii this summer!!!

Leather Jacket Iwata!

Homie Rollerz 2 confirmed.

Get to the point, man!

The point: We wantz your moneyz. All of it!

Yeah, but said in Engrish!

Yes, how can they get more audience?

They should announce that they’re building the Wii into tellies, set-top-boxes, etc. That’d do it.

“Just announce Wii 2, Satoru. Kill the pain.” Hahaha

Yeah, and stop churning out cheap ass kiddy games for a quick buck and start making more mature themed games (conduit I’m looking at you)
Oh and some more wii fit based games because the missus needs an excuse to switch the thing on!

Gamers? Nuh uh.

He’s a voyeur isn’t he? The new game is Wii: Red Light District.

Miyamoto is outside my window, watching me through my window. :S

“He will think a lot about activities that people love, and that’s why his games are popular with both gamers and people who have never had played games before.”

Which gamers are these, then?

Kotaku are pimping this as an announcement.

The ‘gamers’ that just qualified into the catagory by playing another game on either the Wii or DS!

They’re totally not going to get to the point before I have to go home, are they?

/checks watch

I’m bored already.

Me too, gonna play the 360 whilst waiting patiently for the point to all this!

@ blerk: I was jokingly suggesting a Nintendo Cloud idea, accessible from shopping mall terminals – but your idea’s good too.

“The prototype stage of his games takes two years, as they need to work out what’s “fun”.”

Surely, that rules out a new Mario then. Zelda not so much.

‘And even when they fail they never feel as though they’ve wasted their time.’

meh???

lol! A true evil genius moment from Iwata there!

“Once you were the master, Miyamoto! But now you are MY bitch! Mwah-ha-ha!”

@Blerk xD

Nintendo is in evil teasing, voyeuristic and dominating hands.

“No games for you my financial slaves, I will watch you from afar and laugh!”

Well this is boring.

Yep…. * whistles*

It’s not E3, is it? It’s all about development. I’m not actually sure we’ll see much, y’know.

because he’s here with us, this morning??

Yeah, I have to go now. But I’m not too bothered.

Will drop in later to see what happened. If anything.

It’s all about the development… but in this case it seems to be all about fawning over Miyamoto.

“Apparently Steph doesn’t understand any of this either.”

None of us do!

Woohoo

All your base are belong to us…….

“I’ll have to tell you on the phone. It’s an employee thing.”

Ooh Pat, you randy little thing

Devs dancing vid check! Step one of one-upping the Wii Music showing.

Wii Dance?

What’s a rizumo tengoku?

Away from Ninty for a minute, COD: MW2 site is up:

http://modernwarfare2.infinityward.com/

Rhythm Heaven.

“I just got word that The Pitt DLC is now uploading and should be available for download sometime this evening. When it is up, I’ll let everyone know”

From GStaff over at bathesda so at least someone is giving out meaningful news today!

/tips hat courteously to Bleak, for the translation. I haven’t seen anything about it, so I’m still no wiser – but thanks anyway. (I was though, mistaken to suspect it being EBA, so there’s something learned)