GDC: VG247 LIVE from the Iwata opening keynote!

OK. Let’s do it.

*Iceman face*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

fuck fuck fuck fuck

Tell Steph to tell everyone to calm the fuck down….
We need some writing to show us it’s working.

FUCK YEAH!

LETS HEAR IT!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thanks for the calming words Pat.

ifiwatasays”wearenotincompetitionwithcloud”illlollol

Most importantly will the battery of her laptop last.

Edit: ?

“Most importantly will the battery of her laptop last.”

PS DAY LOLLLOLLOOOL.

Woah, too much lolling, this isn;t lolling material here. This is a new Wii peripheral we’re on about!

what will it be, Wii Shit?

I reckon they will move away from interactive, and go towards just active, with Wii Massage.

An hour of MotionPlus and Punch Out!!.

“An hour of MotionPlus and Punch Out!!.”

If it is, Iwota and Miyamoto are gonna get assassinated at E3.

I’ll personally do the job for $5,000.

They’ll just count some money. On stage. While grinning.

Oh shit I’m panicking.

Blerk:

“Just called her and it rang to voicemail. This probably means everyone’s sitting down. Either that or she’s made a break for freedom. Whatever you do, don’t panic.”

OH NOES!

“They’ll just count some money. On stage. While grinning.”

XD

Can anything beat the Wii Music presentation with the simultaneous jump at the end? I THINK NOT.

They should do a Joker style thing and gas the entire audience. Turn them into Wiitards.

When I think of that I want to be sick.

Is Steph any good at off the cuff humour. Does she have the Eurogamer/VG247 DNA?

Cus I look forward to atleast a few lols. Maybe not to top Wii Music presentation.

XD @ Tonka

Pud – There’ll be some lolling. She’s a funny lady.

I am now going for a piss. Don’t panic.

Good. We need some sarcasm. I am sure there will be more than enoguh subject matter to provide it.

I am gonna go for a slash too then.

From, guess who, Geoff Keighley:

http://twitpic.com/2fi7k

And while your looking at that, I’ll joing PUD in the toilets.

“She’s a funny lady.”

DOES NOT COMPUTE

Stop tellign me not to panic. I go into fight or flight mode.

Is there live stream of the first 5 mins!?

I don’t punch the screen and run away to compose myself by the way.

Who is Steph?

What? The batteries need to be changed already?

operation a success?

She’s just switching so we don’t have to change in the last few minutes of the keynote.

Is it just me who has noticed Tonka’s URL in his name?

Still, unless she has had the laptop on for the last three hours that’s pretty poor.

/hugs laptop

Where’s the news at!

Right, I have tea. I have a banana. Surprise me, Johnny Nintendo.

/sits back
/slurps tea
/contemplates opening banana already

lol at the ‘smelly guy’.

Just own up to the silent but violents Steph, blaming the guy next to you never works.

Dip the banana in the tea. Tell us how it tastes.

I’m in just in time. Tea is brewing, biscuits and crisps are by the laptop. Lets have it then………..

It tastes like…. banana. With tea on it. My colleagues thought that was quite amusing, by the way.

From another place…
crecente: I managed to catch a glimpse at the intro for the keynote, you might want to sit down.