Watch person playing Metal Gear Solid Touch

Ah, it’s Link’s Crossbow Training with Snake and fingers-covering-up-the-screen!

It’s Operation Wolf. On a phone.

Man… Operation Wolf. That takes me back.

Operation Wolf attract mode

…

That game is 22 years old now ;_;

‘kin ‘ell Retorid, way to bring a guy down

*Retroid

this reminds me of the Punisher game on NES.

Looks like a shit flash game.

This is the best Kojima could do? Fuckin LAME!!! The hardware is capable of so much more, but Konami is just looking for a quick buck, just look at their iphone port of silent hill, yuck!!!

Is Kojima even involved?

Keeping the oldies theme going, This is like a very poor man version of Cabal, which I would much rather play than this turd. Look at the fucking leaves in that scene, is that 2 frames? LOL, Mega Man 2′s Wood Man leaves had more frames of animation in them… oh the shame!

Yeah Blerk, the credits are followed by a video of Kojima “do you rike?” and a survey of the game.

Did you rike the game on iPhone?
Did rike the action, or the stealth?
Did you rike….

leafanimationisveryimportantinvideogameslol

Looks rubbish really.

Does it get more interesting after 80 seconds? I couldn’t stand watching it for any longer than that.