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Rumour: Warner to reboot Lara in new film, Megan Fox to star

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This is everywhere so we’ll go with it: Movie mag Empire is rumouring that Warner is making a new Tomb Raider movie that will see the heroine undergo a total reboot.

Apparently the film will be a re-imagining Lara’s her origins, love interest and main villains amongst other things.

Megan Fox is also rumoured to have taken the mantle for the new motion picture.

Totally mental awesome.

By Mike Bowden

24 comments

#1

absolutezero
28/01/09, 12:58 pm

No.

Horrible.

No.

#2

Blerk
28/01/09, 1:01 pm

Totally wrong. Totally. They may as well have cast Jordan.

#3

ecu
28/01/09, 1:06 pm

Not surprising. Eidos have already said they’re rebooting her for the games. Again.

It’s quite old news now. See here – http://kotaku.com/5128698/eidos-cfo-says-lara-croft-overhaul-in-the-works

So it would be of no surprise to see the movie get a similar reboot. Megan Fox would make a great Lara.

#4

absolutezero
28/01/09, 1:33 pm

Would she bollocks.

Also she has awful skin.

#5

Mike
28/01/09, 1:44 pm

#6

absolutezero
28/01/09, 1:51 pm

http://legacy.sheknows.com/beauty/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/meganfox2.jpg

First hit in google. Looks like im not the first one thats noticed that outside of photoshop she looks like ass.

#7

endgame
28/01/09, 1:57 pm

oh that is so so incredibly sad. not that i don’t like the girl, but it’s obvious angelina was a much much better choice for that role. u need an energic girl for that role and this bimbo is definetly not one.

#8

Mike
28/01/09, 1:58 pm

ab0: I meant I couldn’t care less what her facial skin looks like when its got that body underneath it.

#9

absolutezero
28/01/09, 2:18 pm

True she did look rather spectacular all sweaty and covered in oil in Transformers.

#10

Mike
28/01/09, 2:20 pm

Now we’re on the same page. :)

#11

Blerk
28/01/09, 2:25 pm

I thought she looked kind of chavvy, tbh. Which is why she wouldn’t make a good Lara.

#12

ecu
28/01/09, 2:41 pm

Who cares what her skin looks like? She would look fine on film, just like she did in Transformers.

#13

absolutezero
28/01/09, 2:46 pm

Thats why I said “Also”.

In addition to being a shitty Lara she also has bad skin on top.

#14

Blerk
28/01/09, 2:48 pm

Plus she’s too young.

#15

absolutezero
28/01/09, 2:49 pm

Plus wanting to hump her leg does not mean she’d make a good Lara.

Then again the new Lara might just be American and a spy or something.

#16

Blerk
28/01/09, 2:50 pm

I think the main point we’re all overlooking here is this:

Who the fuck wants another Tomb Raider film anyway? Bugger the reboot, just give it the boot.

#17

Retroid
28/01/09, 2:52 pm

Agree with Blerk on this, I thought she looked cheap & chavvy in Transformers.

#18

SticKboy
28/01/09, 3:44 pm

Gemma Atkinson should be the next Lara.

#19

Alakratt
28/01/09, 3:48 pm

They should’ve never gone with Angelina in the first place. That bitch is no actress. Really, how can you guys like fake women like her, fake lips, fake tits, and who knows what more fake parts she has!!

#20

theevilaires
28/01/09, 3:58 pm

because geeks like fake things, video games,the internet,and super models they would never get in a million years

#21

SticKboy
28/01/09, 4:07 pm

Speaking from experience there, ‘aires?

#22

theevilaires
28/01/09, 4:10 pm

i see i hit someone at heart. how are you morris still hiding behind that stickboy name are you :P

#23

SticKboy
28/01/09, 4:13 pm

In the sense that my parents didn’t actually call me Stickboy, then yes. I assume theevilaires isn’t your real name? For some reason, that Johnny Cash song A Boy Named Sue springs to mind….

#24

theevilaires
28/01/09, 4:21 pm

and your point is….just shut up and finish off psychofag first then come back and talk sense

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