Comments on: Army of Two’s “homosexual encounters” draw ire from Christian group

By: Esha

Esha — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:40:24 +0000

“over-muscled homo-erotica CONFIRMED!”

That’s probably the case.

I feel that more games should feature very large men with fictional muscles getting interactive–oh, wait… okay, men who aren’t so afraid of their own feelings that they frustratedly have to express them as gunbound violence, then.

By: SticKboy

SticKboy — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 13:47:38 +0000

I *knew* it! over-muscled homo-erotica CONFIRMED!

By: Esha

Esha — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:37:40 +0000

One of those superbly frilly ones? I might have to cut him some leeway if that’s the case, the cravat exemplifies style.

Plus, they really defined Edgeworth! But then, Edgeworth was an intelligent young man, and homophobia and intelligence tend to be mutually exclusive. Plus Edgeworth is a fictional Japanese character whose actual name is Mitsurugi Reiji. Annnd I have no idea where I’m going with this, now…

By: patlike

patlike — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:30:02 +0000

I bet he wears a cravat.

By: Blerk

Blerk — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:21:28 +0000

Of course. I was obviously in no way implying that he had the kind of name which suggested a preference for hairy bum sex.

By: patlike

patlike — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 10:11:25 +0000

It’s a ruggedly heterosexual one.

By: Blerk

Blerk — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 09:38:04 +0000

What sort of a name is ‘Art Ally’, anyway?

By: Esha

Esha — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:35:39 +0000

The only problem with Army of Two was that it was the usual uninspired pap, but it lacked decent game-play mechanics (it was awkward and clumsy according to every review I read), so it scared off even the people who usually play that sort of thing.

To condemn a game for homosexual undertones, though…

If I were rich, I’d create a start-up game developer, and the main character of my first game would be a rather flirty, homosexual furry character. It may break down the walls of some narrow minds (always a good thing) but if not, at least we’d get spectacle like this to laugh at. And it needs to be laughed at.

By: Gamoc

Gamoc — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:21:03 +0000

What the hell?

Seriously, 2 things;
1. Complete crap.
2. Fucking homophobic asses.

By: scuz

scuz — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:19:31 +0000

so all of the murder for cash doesn’t bother them?

By: Gekidami

Gekidami — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:58:15 +0000

Well the game is pretty ‘ghey’, not sure about GAY though, i guess people see what they want to see…