And Gods damn it, everyone beat me to it. That thing is phallic, there’s a certain duality to it as it would probably have a second purpose that has nothing to do with gaming. I want one just to stand up vertically in front of my PS3, just to see how many people comment on it.

Having said that, from that image above it looks like you’re holding someone else’s penis.

Still, there are many many more patents filed than reach fruition as consumder products so this is all likely to be a big nothing.

Controls NEVER make the game. They won’t make bad gameplay into good gameplay. They’re not some magic formula.

The preposterous notion that controls automatically act like a silver bullet for games that’s been hammered home by narrow-minded idiots for the last few years (thanks Nintendo faithful, you dumbasses!) is, thankfully, being proved to be quite absurd as this generation continues.