Mon, Oct 27, 2008 | 10:05 GMT

English Bayonetta trailer released, is silly sexy

Sega’s put out an English Bayonetta trailer, which includes some ridiculously gratuitous latex-beaver shots and the eponymous witch calling someone a “Cheshire puss.”

There’s a decent amount of gameplay in there, and a bit of CG from the floating rock stage shown off at Games Convention.

Watch for the hair move and bosses at the end.

It’s out next year. After the break.

First Bayonetta trailer released

First Bayonetta gameplay trailer shown

English FFIV DS shots released

19 comments

Blerk
27/10/08, 9:57 am

And she still looks a bit like Sarah Palin.

patlike
27/10/08, 9:59 am

Oh, good gravy. It’s true.

morriss
27/10/08, 10:03 am

I would.

patlike
27/10/08, 10:04 am

She isn’t real, you know.

Blerk
27/10/08, 10:05 am

Sarah Palin is. Unfortunately.

patlike
27/10/08, 10:05 am

Opinions vary.

morriss
27/10/08, 10:08 am

Still would.

patlike
27/10/08, 10:09 am

Me too. And Sarah Palin.

Blerk
27/10/08, 10:11 am

I hear Sarah Palin shoots her partners after sex.

#10

patlike
27/10/08, 10:23 am

Then eats them. Like a praying mantis.

#11

Gamoc
27/10/08, 10:28 am

Didn’t realise you were into that kinda thing, pat – that’s some seriously freaky sex practices, even by my standards.

#12

Psychotext
27/10/08, 10:31 am

Pat’s just plain horny all the time, it’s why I worry about him.

#13

Hero of Canton
27/10/08, 10:34 am

Simply because a woman wears glasses, doesn’t mean she looks like Sarah Palin.

#14

Shatner
27/10/08, 10:58 am

This is true. My wife sometimes wears glasses and she looks nothing like Sarah Palin.

At the risk of talking about this game, I’m a little concerened with how much style we’ve seen but how little substance there’s been to justify it. I’m not really sure we need another DMC/Ninja Gaiden type piece of next-gen fluff with pretty graphics and excessive crotch shots.

Bring on Gridrunner+++

#15

Quiiick
27/10/08, 11:00 am

@ Hero of Canton
No, of course not, but the glasses here have a similar form factor & the way the hair is dressed also reminds me of this governor of Alaska.

#16

Blerk
27/10/08, 11:02 am

Plus she likes guns.

#17

Gekidami
27/10/08, 11:06 am

Gotta love the Sega-grade voice acting and writing, i bet we get a good old, poorly localized “DONT COME!!!”, or “I’M COMING!!!” out of this.

#18

Spiral
27/10/08, 11:07 am

She sounds like Jennifer Saunders. If Jennifer Saunders was unimaginably filthy.

#19

Freek
27/10/08, 7:40 pm

Also, in an outtake of one the debates, Palin stands infront of the camera naked while her hair beats up Joe Biden.