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English Bayonetta trailer released, is silly sexy

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Sega’s put out an English Bayonetta trailer, which includes some ridiculously gratuitous latex-beaver shots and the eponymous witch calling someone a “Cheshire puss.”

There’s a decent amount of gameplay in there, and a bit of CG from the floating rock stage shown off at Games Convention.

Watch for the hair move and bosses at the end.

It’s out next year. After the break.

  1. Blerk said:

    And she still looks a bit like Sarah Palin.

  2. patlike said:

    Oh, good gravy. It’s true.

  3. patlike said:

    She isn’t real, you know.

  4. Blerk said:

    Sarah Palin is. Unfortunately.

  5. patlike said:

    Opinions vary.

  6. patlike said:

    Me too. And Sarah Palin.

  7. Blerk said:

    I hear Sarah Palin shoots her partners after sex.

  8. patlike said:

    Then eats them. Like a praying mantis.

  9. Gamoc said:

    Didn’t realise you were into that kinda thing, pat – that’s some seriously freaky sex practices, even by my standards.

  10. Psychotext said:

    Pat’s just plain horny all the time, it’s why I worry about him.

  11. Simply because a woman wears glasses, doesn’t mean she looks like Sarah Palin.

  12. Shatner said:

    This is true. My wife sometimes wears glasses and she looks nothing like Sarah Palin.

    At the risk of talking about this game, I’m a little concerened with how much style we’ve seen but how little substance there’s been to justify it. I’m not really sure we need another DMC/Ninja Gaiden type piece of next-gen fluff with pretty graphics and excessive crotch shots.

    Bring on Gridrunner+++

  13. Quiiick said:

    @ Hero of Canton
    No, of course not, but the glasses here have a similar form factor & the way the hair is dressed also reminds me of this governor of Alaska.

  14. Blerk said:

    Plus she likes guns.

  15. Gekidami said:

    Gotta love the Sega-grade voice acting and writing, i bet we get a good old, poorly localized “DONT COME!!!”, or “I’M COMING!!!” out of this.

  16. Spiral said:

    She sounds like Jennifer Saunders. If Jennifer Saunders was unimaginably filthy.

  17. Freek said:

    Also, in an outtake of one the debates, Palin stands infront of the camera naked while her hair beats up Joe Biden.

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