New Gears 2 ad shows large men and hard drilling

Article title is so, so wrong.

Do you feel horny,Baby!!!!

Everyone wants to ride the Cole train.

What’s a Cole Train? Is that a person? With a B-Movie name?

He’s an ex-football player. It’s his sports nickname. He’s one “crazy badass”.

WOOOOO BABY!!!!

Riiiiiight.

You coming to the Expo, Blerk? We can play some Gears together, do some squats etc.

No, I’m not coming. I don’t actually have a physical form at the minute. I’m between hosts.

you’re not going?! Shame.

Is it because you have to £5 to charity? It almost put me off, tbh.

Less the £5 entry fee, more the £106 train fare from here to London.

Too right Blerk. London is a shambles!

I remember going to shows back in the day on the tube. You could always tell who was heading to a computer show about 5 stop before the venue. They just looked the part.

Are you north or south of London Blerk?

Blerk: surely an advanced booking would have made it a lot cheaper?

Anyway, £106?! Where do you live, the moon?!

In fact, now that I mention it…

I think it’s the added Yorkshire tax. They don’t like us Northern-types invading their space.

Don’t worry Blerk, GameCity (better event, more to see and do) is on next week and it’s in the Midlands so your travel costs won’t be too bad.

I got sent a press pass to that the other day. Still working out if I can go.