OPM UK readers to get exclusive Kratos sackboy download

That’ll sell fairly well then.

Yeah, to say the least.

10/10 review?

I’d bet my house on it.

I will get this issue, then, for the review.

I don’t care about Kratos, everyone will have it.

How about a Jax or Daxter costume?

Hell, I’d even go for Racthet and Clank costumes.

Spare a thought for the lad (actually, he’s a full-grown man) we’ve had doing 132 different sackboy screenshots so we can put a tiny one on each page – missing mags, Pat? That’s what I thought.

Heh, Tim Clark… I actually think I remember that name. Surely not, have you worked there 5 years or longer?

Maybe I should spare a thought and some paper for the magazine. Sounds great.

Tim – Certainly not. He’s made his own bed. He can lie in it

*writes videogames news on the internet 16 hours a day*

Like the caretaker of the Overlook Hotel, I’ve always been here.

The site does seem to update near constantly. Like, even in the middle of the night. And sundays. Which, y’know, is exactly what I want from my internet – provided it’s not me who’s yoked to the CMS and hit with sticks. Sorry, ‘massaged’ with sticks

I’m pretty much used to it now. Updating at the weekend’s easy because there’s no pressure: just work through it while everyone else gets over their hangover.

My wife’s the stick-bearer. She won’t let me stop

The magazine *is* my wife

I think I am going to scan a PSone OPSM Editor section.

For embarrassment, right?

I know I still have a really old one that isn’t even special, I just never got around to throwing it out.