Photos posted from yesterday’s Microsoft Japan press conference

There’s one photo missing from the link:

http://i37.tinypic.com/o76kgx.jpg

Mmmm

He’s a very shiny man. I can only surmise he’s sweating because the 360 is very hot.

@psychotext

Would, wouldn’t WOOOOULD

All three at once. With the shiny man thrown in for good luck.

Pat knows how to party.

I bring my own crotchless hotpants, f’sure.

I am with Blerk, the specular mapping on that guys face is awful. He looks plastic.

You do actually know you are a geek when you make jokes about technical things as an analogy for real things. Damn.

Not so much when you make jokes about it, but when you make jokes about it and laugh at them yourself

Still, if the bloke ever needs a job – he can always apply to be a lead character in Heavy Rain

And if when you laugh at your own techie joke you do it by saying “lol!” out loud rather than actually laughing then it’s basically all over.

Glad I am not too far gone, thanks for the heads up guys!

@pjmaybe, Heavy Rain prefers the looking at feck all approah. He seems to be far too focused!

that dude must have pissed microsoft off quite a bit. his face has been dipped in wax.

lols

at least his missus is pleased…

http://www.practicaltruisms.com/Images/Taceva%20Page%20Images/OilFace1.jpg

Fucking Jesus. “When bukkake goes bad.”

is that nsfw?

EDIT: it’s safe by pretty accurate when we look at Heavy Rain.