Lara has “everything that a man would like to meet,” says Carroll

Tuesday, 12th August 2008 14:30 GMT By Patrick Garratt


You couldn’t make this up. New Lara model Alison Carroll reckons Lara Croft has all the things a man wants in a woman.

“She’s got everything that a woman aspires to be like and everything that a man would like to meet,” she told the BBC.

Carroll’s comments came after her faff was smeared all over the internet this morning is some fairly astonishing bury-me-in-a-y-shaped-coffin promotional shots.

Despite the ignominy, though, Alison’s up-beat about the whole affair. And why not? Before landing the Lara job she was a receptionist gymnast in Croyden. As you do.

“It’s an amazing opportunity,” she said. “Lara is strong, athletic, confident and independent so it’s a huge responsibility to take on her role.”

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  1. Psychotext

    Lara has a better crotch tan though.

    #1 6 years ago
  2. patlike

    Poor girl. I bet she didn’t sign up for this.

    #2 6 years ago
  3. Psychotext

    She’ll take it, and love it!

    #3 6 years ago
  4. patlike


    God, this is horrible :)

    #4 6 years ago
  5. pjmaybe

    That freckle on her boob would put me off…

    for a couple of seconds.

    #5 6 years ago
  6. Blerk

    Think of it as a target. Something to aim for.

    #6 6 years ago
  7. that_happy_cat

    I use GTA style targeting so I’d probably miss.

    #7 6 years ago
  8. morriss

    Don’t care what she says: still would.

    #8 6 years ago
  9. TJ

    Poor thing. Leave her alone!

    #9 6 years ago
  10. OrphanageExplosion

    Cutlack’s take on this sordid case of PR gone wrong is nothing short of brilliant. I’ve been chuckling about this all day.

    #10 6 years ago
  11. wz

    So cheap.

    #11 6 years ago
  12. patlike

    *points to top story*

    #12 6 years ago
  13. captaineurogamer

    @Blerk – TOO funny :-)

    #13 6 years ago
  14. Retroid

    I approve of Blackadder references.

    “I touched her in the corridor once.”
    “In her where?”

    #14 6 years ago
  15. patlike


    #15 6 years ago

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