Mon, Aug 11, 2008 | 19:26 BST
New Lara model was Croydon receptionist
In The Sun. Not as fit as the last one. She’s Alison Carroll, a Croydon receptionist “plucked from obscurity” to pretend to be the big-assed gaming icon.
“I’m single and having fun, I’m not looking for a long-term relationship as most men can’t keep up with me,” she said.
“But playing Lara Croft, the sexiest game heroine there is, should get me a few more dates!”
Calm down, love. Save it for the desperate daytime TV appearances in a couple of years. More through the link.
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Tags: Alison Carroll, lara croft
9 comments
#1
Blerk
11/08/08, 1:22 pm
Er… she looks like she dressed herself for a cosplay convention. Surely that’s not an official shot?
#2
patlike
11/08/08, 1:46 pm
It is. And you’re right.
#3
OrphanageExplosion
11/08/08, 1:47 pm
One word: Pramface.
#4
patlike
11/08/08, 1:48 pm
haha
#5
El_MUERkO
11/08/08, 1:52 pm
bitchface, nice boobs thou
#6
OrphanageExplosion
11/08/08, 2:08 pm
Hold on, receptionist…? Are we looking at the next Eidos European Marketing Director?
#7
SticKboy
11/08/08, 2:25 pm
She’s got it (‘em?) where it counts, that’s all that matters.
#8
that_happy_cat
11/08/08, 6:58 pm
She was just on London News and looked a lot better… really sweet
#9
mortiferus
11/08/08, 9:51 pm
Very hot indeed. I’d definately give her a 1UP …