Sun, Jul 13, 2008 | 22:02 BST

Major League Eating launches on WiiWare tomorrow

Fuck the Microsoft press conference. Everyone knows what’s going to happen anyway. What you want, brothers, is to get down to some hardcore virtual gorging. Thanks Christ, then, Mastiff’s confirmed that Major League Eating’s going to be released on WiiWare in the US tomorrow, as you can see from this press release.

“Top level competitive eaters are more than brilliant athletes and tacticians, they are more than fierce competitors,” said Mastiff boss Bill Swartz.

Fantastic.

2 comments

#1

lucky_jim
13/07/08, 9:51 pm

I think I speak for everybody when I say: WTF? Still, I guess you can always have a session on Wii Fit after to make up for it.

#2

wz
13/07/08, 9:53 pm

The world’s just become a little weirder.

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