Win Bourne HMV special edition on PS3, 360, t-shirts, THE RESPECT OF YOUR FRIENDS

Friday, 27th June 2008 09:12 GMT By Patrick Garratt


Sierra’s very kindly stumped up six copies of the HMV special edition of The Bourne Conspiracy, each with a t-shirt, to give away to VG247 readers in celebration of the fact the High Moon Studios game is out today.

This edition includes a extra CD and DVD of Paul Oakenfold music, so it’s well definitive. We caned the game last night and had a jolly good time kicking the living shit out of millions of gruff men, thank you very much – review’s on its way – so you should probably want to win one. Why wouldn’t you?

All you have to do is debase yourself by answering the following question in the comments below.

Q: Bourne is the perfect weapon. He’s a tool of the state. A perfect tool. Why are you a perfect tool?

For clarity, each winner gets:

  • A copy of the game
  • A t-shirt

We’ll announce the lucky few next week. Don’t forget to tell us if you want the 360 or PS3 version. All the t-shirts are large. We don’t care where you live. We’ll pay for stamps. Do bear in mind this is the PAL version, though. Good luck!



  1. Blerk

    I’ll let someone else win this one. :-D

    #1 7 years ago
  2. patlike

    I’m trying to play through it as fast I can to get the review done, and it’s great fun. Some quirks, but forgivable ones. Haven’t got to the driving yet, though.

    #2 7 years ago
  3. morriss

    If you want to know why I’m the perfect tool ask Blerk.

    Oh and it doesn’t matter that the PS3 version is PAL, innit. Region free an’ all that.

    #3 7 years ago
  4. SplatteredHouse

    Because, I replied to this post, and don’t feel a hint of shame, in having done so!

    #4 7 years ago
  5. patlike

    That may easily be enough, SH.

    #5 7 years ago
  6. Robo_1

    Can somebody please reassure me that EDGE’s Bourne review (they’ve given it a 4) is bobbins. Loved the demo and I’ve bought it on that strength, so was surprised at the low score.

    #6 7 years ago
  7. Syrok

    Because I don’t care about the game or the t-shirt.

    #7 7 years ago
  8. patlike

    I’m enjoying it, Robo. I wish I was playing it now, tbh.

    #8 7 years ago
  9. patlike

    Syrok! Long time no type.

    #9 7 years ago
  10. Whizzo

    I enjoyed the demo and picked up a copy of the US version from Play-Asia (it’s region free) for £28.

    Playing it on Agent it was pretty tricky at times and kept me entertained for a decent length of time, the fighting is great, the shooting is tough and the driving is terrible! So it’s just as well that there’s only one driving section.

    If you play through it on Trainee level it’s a hell of a lot easier than the other difficulties so don’t play it on that, it’s Jason Bourne with stabilisers on.

    #10 7 years ago
  11. Syrok

    I’m still in Australia (most overrated country ever…) and the internet is expensive if you are not in one of the 6 major cities. :)

    I’ve been reading quite a bit though.

    I’ll be back home soon though.

    #11 7 years ago
  12. Blerk

    I must be the perfect tool, because I’ve been used by both the Swiss Army and MacGyver.

    #12 7 years ago
  13. Whizzo

    Used by MacGyver? Blerk = paper clip and some chewing gum.

    #13 7 years ago
  14. Blerk

    I’m a rocket launcher now!

    #14 7 years ago
  15. Psychotext

    The perfect tool or a perfect tool?

    #15 7 years ago
  16. morriss

    Psychotext wins.

    #16 7 years ago
  17. Killerbee

    I’m The Perfect Tool!

    Get it here ladies: available for all your banging and screwing needs. :D



    #17 7 years ago
  18. evilashchris

    I’m the perfect tool of my wife, not only do I cook, clean AND do the washing up, I also bought her puzzle quest, which satisfies her like no man ever could. She can piss off with the ironing mind.

    360 please!

    (oh! and my second name is O’Toole, does that win points?).

    #18 7 years ago
  19. patlike

    Syrok: Nice. I lived over there for a year. Fun, but I didn’t want to stay.

    Great tools answers here, chaps. I promise you I’m a bigger tool than all of you, so don’t be shy.

    #19 7 years ago
  20. Psychotext

    Patlike’s tool intimidates me.

    #20 7 years ago
  21. Blerk

    There was a young fellow from Poole
    Who wished for a much bigger “tool”
    He bought from the ‘net
    But what did he get?
    A 12-inch screwdriver, the fool.

    #21 7 years ago
  22. patlike

    It’s tool-frenzy. I might go for a lie down.

    #22 7 years ago
  23. Psychotext

    How will you become the perfect weapon if you keep falling asleep in the middle of the day?

    #23 7 years ago
  24. morriss

    He sleeps with one eye open
    Gripping his pillow tight


    #24 7 years ago
  25. Killerbee

    My Perfect Tool Haiku:

    O! My Perfect Tool!
    Radiant in the sunshine,
    Scaring the children.

    #25 7 years ago
  26. Psychotext

    I love this place. :D

    #26 7 years ago
  27. Blerk

    glol! I insist that Killerbee is a winner.

    #27 7 years ago
  28. patlike

    KB – hahaha

    morriss – You know it. Constantly alert.

    PT – My brain has afternoon failure. I’m trying to teach it not to, but it insists on shutting down. Biology’s rubbish.

    #28 7 years ago
  29. patlike

    Agree. You’ve got one, KB.

    #29 7 years ago
  30. Psychotext

    This is all irrelevant anyway. We have the perfect tool:


    #30 7 years ago
  31. patlike



    #31 7 years ago
  32. morriss

    Sorry about the edit, Psycho. Much neater now though, eh?

    #32 7 years ago
  33. Psychotext

    You leave my posts alone you tool!

    #33 7 years ago
  34. Killerbee


    Thanks guys. :)

    I have to say this is much better than any EG random-winner-drawn-out-of-a-virtual-hat compo that the people who actually read and post on the site have virtually no chance of winning.

    I feel slightly guilty though because I don’t actually have either a 360 or a PS3. Does it make me a bad person if I just go and trade this for Super Smash Bros: Brawl instead? Actually, if any of the regulars really want this and would like to do a swap, I’m up for that.

    #34 7 years ago
  35. patlike

    Do what you want with it :)

    #35 7 years ago
  36. Killerbee


    Shall I email you my address or do you want me to wait until next week?

    #36 7 years ago
  37. Blerk

    Swapping it for BRAWL? How could you? :-D

    #37 7 years ago
  38. patlike

    Nah, go ahead. I won’t mail it until next week though, if that’s OK.

    #38 7 years ago
  39. trav

    There once was a man from Poole,
    Who was convinced he had a very large tool.
    He went to the park,
    and got it out for a lark,
    but was nicked for being a pedophilic fool.

    The last line falls apart. \o/

    #39 7 years ago
  40. patlike


    #40 7 years ago
  41. Killerbee

    Mail’s away! :)

    #41 7 years ago
  42. patlike

    Cheers chap.

    #42 7 years ago
  43. 303

    I too am a tool of the state, working for the DfT (Department for Tools). We basically watch over all of the tools in the UK making sure they behave themselves and adding any offending tools to the Tool Register. It is a very exciting and dynamic job.

    You can see the tool register for yourself at just in case you want to check up on your neighbour’s tools. You can never be too sure.

    #43 7 years ago
  44. keithyg

    i am the tool cause i love gaming and love this website and the bourne movies and i never won anything in my life seriuosly ( please )

    #44 7 years ago
  45. titan88

    i am perfect tool becasue i am awesome. no i am serious. i am awesome and i can kill you with my awesomeness, maybe not the kill part maybe just knock you out with my awesomeness. i am awesome.

    #45 7 years ago
  46. keithyg

    yes this is keithyg again and please i want the ps3 verison

    #46 7 years ago
  47. morriss

    I own all three Bourne films on HDDVD and rebuy them on Blu Ray when they eventually get released. That makes me the awesomest.

    #47 7 years ago
  48. Killerbee

    Awesome with a hint of tragedy, perhaps morriss? :D

    /hides complete Red Dwarf DVD and VHS collections

    #48 7 years ago
  49. Tejstar

    Yes, I am the perfect tool
    I’m always on top of the ball
    I fight away the ghouls
    The ladies? Well they just drool
    Especially when I emerge from the pool
    No one dares to call me a fool
    If they do, I turn them blue

    I’ve surprised I’ve made this rhyme
    Although it’s taken an awfully long time
    I can’t seem to stop
    And my brains beginning to rot
    Before I decide to flee
    I’d like it on the three-six-tee!

    #49 7 years ago
  50. Tejstar

    Sorry for inflicting that on you guys – it was the best I could come up with!


    #50 7 years ago
  51. yupyup

    I’m proud not to be a perfect tool

    #51 7 years ago
  52. morriss

    Killerbee: :D

    #52 7 years ago
  53. phAge

    I am the perfect tool because… I am schooled in 4 different small-arms weapons, 2 support-weapons and heavy machineguns, hand grenades (ordinary and phosphorous), as well as armed and unarmed combat. Chuck Norris is afraid of ME.

    Also, I’m 100% heterosexual.

    #53 7 years ago
  54. morriss

    winnAr! :D

    #54 7 years ago
  55. doctorstrange

    i’m the perfect tool because my brother asked me to put something funny up here to win but i cant think of anything. so ill just put a picture of the greatest tool ever :

    #55 7 years ago
  56. doctorstrange

    oh and for ps3 btw

    #56 7 years ago
  57. Psychotext

    Mine arrived, thanks vg247! I’m now the perfect tool.


    #57 7 years ago
  58. patlike

    No problem ;)

    #58 7 years ago
  59. jvman

    euro cylinder lock is the perfect tool for me.

    #59 2 years ago

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