Thu, Jun 19, 2008 | 07:31 BST
EA bans porny Spore creature
Oh noes. EA will spoil all the sexy Spore “fun”! According to this GamesRadar story, someone’s had an email from EA complaining she was making sex-related Spore Creatures. Unlike the rest of the planet, obviously.
“Your Electronic Arts account has been flagged for violating the Electronic Arts Inc Terms of Service,” the firm said in an email. “We believe that the violation or behavior is serious enough to bring to your attention as it may impact your future access to the service.”
The lady in question had made a tit monster. We have nothing else to add.
8 comments
#1
morriss
19/06/08, 7:32 am
Tit monsters ftw.
#2
pjmaybe
19/06/08, 7:53 am
I guess they missed the shaven gay buggery monster someone posted on EG yesterday then…
(psst, pom poms make exceptionally impressive swinging bollocks)
#3
f1r3storm
19/06/08, 8:58 am
Did they discover the penis monster yet?
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vPKvwd9vJZY
#4
Hero of Canton
19/06/08, 9:00 am
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/?p=1947
Truly, humanity has too much time on its hands.
#5
Psychotext
19/06/08, 9:05 am
Awesome. =D
I particularly like the combination of music + dance on this one (NSFW obviously): http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=RLTLwJ3X288
#6
Spiral
19/06/08, 10:17 am
What exactly is an EA account? And what effect would losing it have on her ability to play the game? If it means she can’t play then that’s fucking appalling.
#7
pjmaybe
19/06/08, 10:24 am
Dunno – nothing’s been said about whether Spore (the full version) will require the constant presence of an EA authentication…
Daft if it does. I’m assuming that there must be a local login (as with the battlefield games) so at the very most, all they’ll lose is their ability to contribute to the Sporepedia.
#8
Killerbee
19/06/08, 11:31 am
EA can’t be surprised by this, surely? I mean, everyone is going to have a go at making a cock / tit monster the moment they get their hands on Spore. I haven’t downloaded the freebie version yet, but it’s the first thing I’m going to do when I get it!