Blezinski: Gears of War female narrator revealed in Gears 2

Apparently they just gave Alone in the Dark 3/10.

Seriously? :O

No that was Gamereactor Norway.

Amateurs.

Denmark, Norway… same difference, innit?

Here’s a link.

Wow… that’s painful. Any idea which version they reviewed? Though I guess it might not make any difference depending on what they didn’t like.

Blimey, I may not be able to read it but a score like that probably makes it unnecessary anyway. Lack of reviews, no demo and out on Friday all adds up to one thing.

Well, they talk about Eden so I surmise it’s the 360 version.

Grafikk: 4
Gameplay: 3
Lyd: 4
Holdbarhet: 3

Graphics, Gameplay (dur), Sound, Durability.

Norwegian and Danish are almost identical when written but sound utterly different when spoken.

Another wasted opportunity. I bet Phil is loving his new position.

N4G handily translated the bits we need to know:

Graphics: 4
Gameplay: 3
Audio: 4
Durability: 3

Plus:
The summary when you load a saved game.

Minus:
Poor controls, slow, feels old, bad voice acting, frustrating gaming mechanics

They gave SSBB 10/10 in case that mattered.

It’s not very durable, it’s a standard disc surely? Presumably “longevity” would be a better translation?

‘ark at expert over there!

Maybe the game was so bad they tried chewing the disc instead?

Perhaps that’s it, either way I think I’ll leave it unless it drops to Mastertronic levels of pricing!

You might want to rethink those Alone in the Dark pre-orders. 6 out of 10 from X360 magazine.

Ta.

I’ve heard that it’s “a bit fiddly”.