Wed, May 28, 2008 | 10:43 BST

“Rock Band saved my marriage”

God. Some woman’s written about Rock Band saving her marriage on Salon.com. In brief, she married a gamer, got pissed off when he played games all the time, had a bit of a wibble and threatened to divorce him, got into Rock Band with him, happy days.

This is a bit like marrying a man who “likes drugs”, not being so keen when the honeymoon’s over, then giving into to the fact heroin’s great and sharing a love for brown powder and dirty needles while waltzing into the sunset. Well done you, woman.

And Rock Band? At least have some frigging taste.

6 comments

#1

f1r3storm
28/05/08, 9:32 am

So i can attract women with it? *ordersRockBand*

#2

Blerk
28/05/08, 9:33 am

It’s amazing how this story has magically appeared JUST IN TIME to coincide with the European launch of Rock Band. Astonishing, even. Anyone would think they’d made it u… oh.

#3

Psychotext
28/05/08, 9:43 am

Someone else said it best on another site.

“Doesn’t sound like the marriage was worth saving”

#4

patlike
28/05/08, 9:46 am

*sad smiley face*

#5

morriss
28/05/08, 11:33 am

story of the day, easily.

#6

deanimate
28/05/08, 4:45 pm

women haven’t quite figured out this whole games thing yet :/

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