Wed, May 21, 2008 | 22:23 BST
Cliffy B kills Cliffy B, philosophical wormhole created
Cliff Bleszinski doesn’t want to be called Cliffy B any more.
The Gears of War 2 developer apparently told MTV that it’s “time to grow up a bit,” and just wants to be called, oddly, “Cliff.”
Mate. Mate, seriously. We know a guy called Mouse. Very nice man. All his friends called him Mouse until he was about 30, when he suddenly decided he wanted to be called “Simon”. Now everyone calls him “Mouse, er, Simon”.
Just saying.



4 comments
#1
Shatner
21/05/08, 11:45 pm
The Gears of War 2 PR drive has started then.
6 months of Clifford’s naval gazing. Joy.
#2
absolutezero
22/05/08, 2:36 am
Poor Mouse.
#3
Blerk
22/05/08, 8:13 am
Very good. You are not a rock star, Mr Bleszinksy.
I reckon he started with the ‘Cliffy B’ thing because everyone kept saying “bless you” after he finished telling them his name.
#4
pjmaybe
22/05/08, 10:02 am
GLOL!
He thinks he’s got problems. Imagine being 40 and STILL being called Peej by everyone, including your own family.