Fri, May 16, 2008 | 14:28 BST
Win a Bourne Conspiracy t-shirt, impress “ladies”
It’s Friday and we’re shit-bored because the internet’s died, but we have to give you content or you stop reading the website. To that end, Sierra very kindly sent through a Bourne Conspiracy t-shirt this morning, and, being so very fucking nice, we thought we’d let you try to win it. It’s “medium” and “blue”. It says on the front of it that the game will allow you to “become the perfect weapon”. Sounds awesome. Answer the following question in the comments thread to this story. Best one wins it.
Q: Why do you want to become the perfect weapon/tool/instrument?
Pictures after the link. We’ll post it anywhere. We’re not proud.