Mon, Mar 31, 2008 | 12:18 BST

UK paper looks for “games turned me to crime” stories

This is fantastic. As you can see here, an unnamed British newspaper is offering “hundreds of pounds” to people who can provide them with a good enough story of how gaming turned them into criminals.

“Did computer games make you turn to a life of crime?” asked the paper. Well, did they? Did your prostitute-murdering career begin with the launch of GTA III? You’re in luck. Get over there quick, before Anne Diamond applies for a story about games turning her to crimes against reality.

5 comments

#1

Chinster
31/03/08, 12:27 pm

It turned me into a devil worshipping hippy pedo murderer!

Yes, I murder devil worshipping hippy pedo’s.

#2

Blerk
31/03/08, 12:52 pm

Bound to be the Mail or the Express. Bound to be.

#3

patlike
31/03/08, 1:10 pm

Yep, definitely.

#4

Tiger Walts
31/03/08, 1:31 pm

This article like something I’d write for Dead Pixels. Just Chris Morrissify it a little and you’re there.

#5

PiD
31/03/08, 1:34 pm

Its the Daily Mail, what a shock.

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