Tue, Mar 11, 2008 | 19:15 GMT

Anti-GTA governor caught up prostitute “ring”

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New York Governor Eliot “Lick and” Spitzer has been caught allegedly spending $4,300 for a hooker to travel from New York to meet him in Washington for some wholesome family fun. Apparently, Spitzer was “Client 9″ in a prostitution ring, a supposed fact that’s delighted the internet, especially considering he made some blatant anti-GTA comments in his 2006 election campaign.

“Media content has gotten more graphic, more violent and more sex-based,” he said at the time. “Currently, nothing under New York State law prohibits a 14 year old from walking into a video store and buying… a game like Grand Theft Auto, which rewards a player for stealing cars and beating people up. Children can even simulate having sex with a prostitute.”

Eliot, Eliot, Eliot. You’re in the shit now, aren’t you son?

6 comments

#1

Blerk
11/03/08, 8:15 am

What’s he doing to the invisible man in that picture?

#2

patlike
11/03/08, 8:42 am

His wife looks happy, innit.

#3

Blerk
11/03/08, 8:47 am

She’s got that sort of “when we get home I’m going to slice your knackers off” look in her eyes. :-D

#4

patlike
11/03/08, 8:51 am

Heh. I like the way he has a “Dawn of the Dead” stare as well. Such a great photo.

#5

Blerk
11/03/08, 9:04 am

Still, you’ve got to admire his wallet. If you’re going to book a hooker, it’s nice to be able to spend $4000 on one.

I wonder if he was planning to beat her up and steal it back once they were finished?

#6

patlike
11/03/08, 9:17 am

I’d be disappointed if he wasn’t. I bet his wife was into it as well.

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